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On a boat in the middle of the ocean:
Magne: Togaaa, what on Earth was all that?
Toga: im not sure what you're referring too.
Magne: You sunk an ENTIRE Cruise ship Toga!
Toga: Are you sure that was me? I-I would think I would remember something like that
Magne: Toga I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
Toga: that sounds dangerous
Magne: you were head butting children off the side of the ship! (I can low-key see my OC doing this, they have a goat quirk)
Toga: That uh, That Must have been horrifying to watch,
Magne: and then you started making out with ice sculptures!
Toga: well thank god that the children weren't on board to see it!
Magne: ah..Toga why is the life boat all red and sticky?
Toga: Well i guess you could say it is red and sticky
Magne: Toga what are we standing in?
Toga: would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Magne: No I would not believe that
Toga: uuh, melted gumdrops?
Magne: No
Toga: boat..nectar?
Magne: No!
Toga: Some of God's tears?
Magne: tell me the truth Toga!
Toga: Fine. It's the lovely young couple from 1-B
Magne: Togaaaa
Toga: well they were uh- they were takin' all the crescent rolls (???)
Magne: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Toga: i will not apologise for art.
Magne: where are the other life boats?
Toga: whoa! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that
Magne: where are the other life boats Toga?
Toga: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them.
Magne: togaaaa
Toga: i have a Problem. I have a serious problem.
Magne: you are just terrible today!
Toga: shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness
*The sounds of 1-A, 1-B and the pro heroes screaming can be heard*
Magne: that's the sound of people drowning Toga!
Toga: That. Is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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