#28

On a boat in the middle of the ocean:

Magne: Togaaa, what on Earth was all that?

Toga: im not sure what you're referring too.

Magne: You sunk an ENTIRE Cruise ship Toga!

Toga: Are you sure that was me? I-I would think I would remember something like that

Magne: Toga I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!

Toga: that sounds dangerous

Magne: you were head butting children off the side of the ship! (I can low-key see my OC doing this, they have a goat quirk)

Toga: That uh, That Must have been horrifying to watch,

Magne: and then you started making out with ice sculptures!

Toga: well thank god that the children weren't on board to see it!

Magne: ah..Toga why is the life boat all red and sticky?

Toga: Well i guess you could say it is red and sticky

Magne: Toga what are we standing in?

Toga: would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?

Magne: No I would not believe that

Toga: uuh, melted gumdrops?

Magne: No

Toga: boat..nectar?

Magne: No!

Toga: Some of God's tears?

Magne: tell me the truth Toga!

Toga: Fine. It's the lovely young couple from 1-B

Magne: Togaaaa

Toga: well they were uh- they were takin' all the crescent rolls (???)

Magne: I can't believe what I'm hearing!

Toga: i will not apologise for art.

Magne: where are the other life boats?

Toga: whoa! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that

Magne: where are the other life boats Toga?

Toga: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them.

Magne: togaaaa

Toga: i have a Problem. I have a serious problem.

Magne: you are just terrible today!

Toga: shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness

*The sounds of 1-A, 1-B and the pro heroes screaming can be heard*

Magne: that's the sound of people drowning Toga!

Toga: That. Is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

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