Cos I'm bored, here's some shei Hassakai incorrect quotes from tumblr.

Tengai: can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Rappa: what's wrong with sticky nut juice?

Mimic: everything. Every-fucking-thing.

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Overhaul: Is that Apple organic?

Setsuno: No idea.

Overhaul: i hope you know the pesticides they spray on those will kill you

Setsuno: *slowly licks apple*

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Rappa: you can't loose an argument if you end it with "shut up nerd"

Tengai: yes you can

Rappa: shut up nerd.

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Setsuno: im not completely useless.

Setsuno: I can be used as a bad example.

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Mimic: Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Nemoto: Well, I wouldn't call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Hojo: are you ok?

Setsuno, trying out coffins: why do you ask?

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Setsuno: I brought you some food

Tabe: *silently takes food*

Setsuno: can I at least get a "thank y-"

Tabe: *growls while slowly closing the door*

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Tengai: Shut up.

Rappa: I didn't even say anyth-

Tengai: you were thinking. It's annoying.

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Setsuno: It's a mental break down

Setsuno: *plays off-key kazoo to the tune of "the final countdown"*

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Setsuno: I'M JOHN CENA

Setsuno: *plays off-key recorders with his nose*

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Overhaul, sliding down a handrail: you're all going to hell. Goodbye!

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Chrono: aww Kai, look at you getting all romantic with these candles

Overhaul: first of all I'm about to sacrifice you-

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Overhaul: people always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "what the fuck that's illegal" and "you can't do that!" Let me talk, dear god.

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Tabe: What's depression like?

Setsuno, eating his 10th bag of cheese snacks: hard.

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Chrono: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Mimic: *appears and sets 2 more cups down*

Chrono: please no

Mimic: *starts to shuffle them*

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Chrono, at 4am: what if sand is called "sand" cos it's between the sea and the land

Setsuno: what if the reason the sea is so salty is because the land never waves back

Both in Unison: WHAT IF-

Overhaul, repeatedly smacking them with a broom: WHAT IF YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Mimic: what? I'm not that aggressive!

Chrono: last Tuesday you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips.

Mimic: survival of the fittest bitch

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No one:

Setsuno seeing something colourful at 3am: I want...the shiny...

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Overhaul: what's this on your search history??

Chrono: ...porn?

Overhaul: no, no, above that

Chrono: ...tutorial on how to boil water

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Chrono: overhaul won, fair and square...even Rappa admits it.

Nemoto: where is Rappa?

Chrono: still in the shower, we think he's trying to drown himself.