Tiger: Getting Someone pregnant makes you a father.

Tiger: Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken, encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

Pixie-Bob: *slaps tiger on the back of the head as Mandalay is drying Kota off with a towel in the background*