Villain Aizawa AU

*In the Hideout*

Aizawa: *gets a phone call from Nezu* Guys, shut up, Nezu's calling. *answers the phone*

Dabi: Aye pass the weed!

Toga: *moans aggressively*

Shigaraki: Come back to bed babe~

Spinner: its too big!

Twice: Ohhhh Daddy~

Magne: guys shut up! This could be important!

Nezu over the phone: ...The fuck is going on over there? (Imagining this in his usual calm voice is hilarious to me)

Aizawa: ... *hangs up*