Warning: extremely random and probably really hated crack ship I made at 2 in the morning coming up.

Ojirou: I want my future partner to be kind, and sensible, and respect women-

Mineta: *tries to flirt with Momo despite her protests then trips over a potted plant walking away*

Ojirou: *points to Mineta* I want what one.

Hagakure: Ojirou, no.