Mic: Hey Shota!

Aizawa: Yeah?

Mic: you know why I only ever knock up anti-vaxxers?

Aizawa: ...why..?

Mic: cos paying 8 years of child support is better than paying 18!

Aizawa: oh my god...

Mic: that joke will never get old!

Aizawa: like the kids?

Mic: *wheeze* you're twisted

Aizawa: It's true!