Monoma, holding papers like he's a news presenter: Coming at you live from the closet, this is today in Gay Agenda News. First let's take a look at a few of the calendar events that you should be aware of, starting with: Crying at how cute mushrooms are. ...I mean I guess s- I guess. Followed up by Be Gay Do Arson. I honestly don't think there's anything we can do that can even come CLOSE to what the straights have accomplished lately with the gender reveals. *looks off screen* is that too soon? In an urgent update from the Google drive! I'm getting word that there's an entire slide show dedicated to Squirrel Memes. This is Nuts! And finally Gay Fact of The Day so you can bring it up at your Conservative dinner table tonight, let's take a look at our first recorded gay lovers. Please show us some respect for Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum. ...Aka, the blue prints. What brought us here to the gay agenda today. That's all for today and gay have a wonderful day and remember: please don't actually do arson. *winks*