This is about to be /i n c r e d i b l y/ cursed. You have been warned.

*on the Shei Hassaikai group chat*

Tick Tock (Chrono): This Reddit community I wanna join is private, who's dick do I have to suck to get in?

Do you know the Muppet Man (mimic): mine.

Depression Birb (Setsuno): *shlop shlop crunch*

More muscular than Muscular (Rappa): crunch

Dragon (Hojo): What the fuck

Spinda (Deidoro): son, Have you been putting spider eggs in your foreskin again?

Do you know the Muppet man: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Depression Birb: only the best for you daddy UwU X3 🥺💦

Mmm Science (Overhaul): you all need so much jesus

Depression Birb: Jesus was a masochist.

Dragon: How did you come up with that!?

Spinda: *cum