shit the Hassaikai members have said drunk/high/half asleep/they are just weird

Kai: you ever seen a ghost!?

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Chrono: and I was over on the bench. And I was over on the bench. I was over on the bench. I was sitting on the bench I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!

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Deidoro: I made a salad with raisins!

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Kai: hello I'm Kai Chisaki and I'm your father

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Rappa: but sometimes he would be gay

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Setsuno: you ever been to the goddamn zoo?

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Deidoro: I used to smoke crack!

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Setsuno: what's yesterday?

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Kai: shut up you're all gonna die! Street smarts!

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Rappa: *falls on his face with a loud thud*

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Deidoro: Boom! Orange juice! That's life!

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Chrono: now I've thrown him off his rhythm!

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Mimic: give us some money!

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Tengai: stay down on the ground! Stay down on the ground! You mother fucker!

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Kai: do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

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Chrono: why don't we just tell our relatives, that I'm a four year old boy?

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Kai: hey! Do you want me to kill that guy for you?

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Kai, again: I am now gross.

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Tabe: and what's this? Pepper!

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Kai: I'm putting wires into a board filled with holes to move the voices around!