Dabi: so here's the plan, while Toga and Compress have the heroes distracted, we sneak in from the-

Twice: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there?

Dabi: *squints* I see a door marked "Private" is that the door you're talking about???

Twice: *sweats* N-No I didn't say...

Dabi: Yup yeah you did.

Twice: What did you hear?

Dabi: I heard you say you saw a door marked pirate!

Twice: No! No! I didn't say that!

Dabi: Why the fuck would there be a pirate living in some random bank, Twice!

Twice: I don't know. Outta my way. Imma find out what lives in there.

Dabi: the doors locked, genius. *Twice pulls out keys* what the f- Are those your apartment keys?! That's never gonna work!

Twice: it's worth a try *wiggles knob* yeah you're right.

Dabi: of course I'm right! The heroes are gonna be here any second and we're trying to open a door that says pirate on it!

Twice: so you admit that there's a pirate in there

Dabi: No!

Heroes: Freeze!

Dabi at Twice: if we escape, I'm going to kill you