Gn!reader

Getting up to no good while also bringing your classmates closer together.

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Friendships are measured by trust and laughter, and going off of that meant that you and Sero's friendship really couldn't get better.

The bond you both shared is whole heartedly fantastic. It's truly something to envy by anyone who is unfortunate enough to get caught within its impulsive bursts of bad ideas.

And unfortunately, both the classes of 3-A and 3-B had gotten caught within your shenanigans. The chatter within the cafeteria had died almost instantaneously as you and Sero hobbled in.
Heads turned in utter confusion.

"Eh— am I seeing this right?" Kirishima questioned, astonishment and traces of worry all flashed across his face.

Kaminari stared at the oddly confident pair, setting his orange down. "Well, if you're seeing L/n on Sero's shoulders then yeah, I'd say you are."

Most everyone's eyes were glued to the both of you as you scanned the room with your eagle-like stare. "Hanta, forward."

He walked ahead, his face was uncharacteristically stern behind a pair of dark sunglasses.

You stared the room down, sending an uneasiness throughout the students with every robotic glance.

"What the hell are you nerds doing?!" Katsuki spoke up angrily, standing up from the table you and Sero usually sit at.

The sharp glare you gave Katsuki sent an dramatic silence throughout the room. Nobody moved. "Hanta." You pointed your finger directly down at Katsuki's lunch. "I require sustenance!"

With less than a moment after your proclamation, Hanta shot tape from his elbow, sticking to the blondes lunch box.

Katsuki's eyes widened in absolute bewilderment as the tape quirked boy yanked the lunch back to him with so much force it flew directly into his hand. He caught it with no effort and calmly lifted the food up to you.

You grabbed the metal box and flipped the lid open, rummaging through it.

"H-HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?" Katsuki hollered, jumping onto the table, just about to blast toward you both until Kirishima jumped into action to hold him back.

"What are you thinking?! Bakugo is gonna kill you guys!" He cried out, confused as everyone else.

That was until you pointed at the two guys. "Contain them." Hanta shot tape toward the pair, taping them up together which made any balance they may have had disappear as they topple to the ground together.

"W-What?! I was helping you guys!!" Kirishima cried out.

The little amount of attention you gave them made what you said next even more of a matter-of-fact statement. "Yeah, well you're tied up with Katsuki, so I guess we're even."

Kirishima's face exploded into a deep red as his eyes widened, looking away from you and Sero. Katsuki's face was embarrassingly red as well and he began to thrash around. "Y-You assholes!"

You ignored him as you fished out a hard boiled egg from the box. "Hmm... egg."

You pat Seros head. "You want an egg?"

He nodded once.

"Well, there's only one in here." You lifted your head towards the rest of cafeteria. "Does anyone else have an egg?"

The quiet that fell upon the room was almost suffocating, aside from the half hearted attempts to separate from the two guys on the floor you would've been able to hear everyone's heartbeats.

There was a slight shuffle of fabric and you both whipped around towards the sound. It was Mina, who was holding her lunch a bit closer than she was a moment ago.

"Mina." The addressing of her name was rigid and demanded her ear. You pointed towards her home sewn lunch bag then curled your hand into a fist as if cursing her. "I require the egg you withhold from me."

"I-I Don't—!!" Her intimidation melted away as she clutched her food tighter to her chest. "Hey! This is my lunch L/n, if you think I'm just gonna let you take it, you're crazy!"

"Silence Wench!" Sero snapped dramatically, aiming his elbow at Mina.

You placed your hand atop Sero's head, gently signalling him to stand down.

"Listen Mina, we may do this the way in which I get the egg and nobody gets hurt." A slimy grin spread across your face as you stared down at her. "Or... Denki will become my best friend."

Denki choked on his juice box his roughly began coughing into his arm as he turned on his bench to face your both.

The finality in your voice triggered her fight or flight. "What?!" She shrieked, standing to her feet with her hands slamming on the table. "You can't colonize my best friend! It— It doesn't even make any sense!"

"Or does it Ashido?" An evil, teasing smirk arises on your face as you straightened your back, spreading your arms out. "Look at these shenanigans I'm getting up to! Tell me that Denki wouldn't have fun joining in." You exclaimed, tossing your arm out in his direction before they folded themselves atop Sero's head. Denki blinked his widening eyes before they flicked from you and Sero, to Mina, to Bakugo and Kirishima on the floor next to him, then back to you.

A soft chuckle left him as he took in the chaos that was ensuing. "Well, I mean..."

Mina stared him down, eyes wide with betrayal that dared him to continue his sentence.

He froze in place for a moment until he put the draw of juice box into his mouth, slowly turning away from the situation.

"Dude! Don't turn your back on this!!" Mina cried angrily. He fearfully ignored her, lowering his head as much as he could while still sipping harder on his orange juice.

Mina's frown deepened as she redirected her attention back on you. "Fine, take the egg." She shoved a hand in her lunch box and pulled out a Tupperware container, popping the lid off. Inside sat a delicious noodle bowl with a fried egg on top. "But you stay away from my best friend!" She scolded.

Her threats landed on deaf ears as you had your target in sight. "Grab that egg."

With incredible precision, Sero shot his tape at the fired egg, catching a few noodles with it as he tugged it back towards himself, holding it next to him like a fisherman would hold a prize catch.

Denki turned around again and smiled goofily at the girl. "I'm your best friend?"

Her pink cheeks turned warm as she grinned awkwardly back at him, embarrassed. "Well, yeah! Of course you are!" She began to scratch the back of her head with a shrug. "Like Bakugo says, we share a brain cell!" Her threatening tone was completely forgotten as she laughed nervously.

Denki chuckled along, now straddling the tables bench to ease the crane in his neck. "Well, when you put it like that it makes perfect sense why we'd be best friends!"

"Hey! How about you stop ignoring me and GET ME OUT OF THIS TAPE!!" Bakugo yelled, looking like he was about to bite through Denki's ankles.

Denki and Mina could only snickered at the helpless Bakugo before the lightning quirked boy lightly stepped over him and made his way towards Mina at the girls table.

You and Sero looked at each other. "Let's skidaddle then."

With that you both left the cafeteria and made a Beeline for the nearest bench. Sero carefully kneeled down and let you step off of him and onto the bench, freeing his shoulders from the weight of an entire person.

He groaned as he stood back up, rubbing his neck. "Next time, I'm going on your shoulders."

A faux frown crossed your face as you shook your newly acquired boiled egg at him. "Hey, I got us lunch didn't I?"

The words triggered his eyebrows to shoot up. Slow hands lifted his sunglasses up, pulling his hair back from his face. "Did you?" His voice was tense as he presented his sad fried egg stuck to the end of his tape.

You eyed the egg then his intensely staring face, waiting for some type of retort. A soft, amused smile couldn't be repressed as you chuckled. "Okay, okay," You pulled him closer to rake your free hand through his silky, shoulder-length hair. "You'll go on my shoulders next time."

His face's tension ebbed away at the contact, lowering his egg a little. "Heh, uh, thanks." A lazy smile pulled across his gradually reddening face, staring up at you.

Gently, you bent down and pressed a chaste kiss against his lip, soft and loving. As soon as it happened you pulled away with a wide smile, facing off against Sero's slightly disappointed expression.

"So, are you actually gonna eat that egg?" You asked, pointing to the flopping egg at the end of the tape.

He huffed as if what I'd said was absolutely absurd. "Yeah, of course I am!" And in an act of absolute bat shit crazy, he tilted his head up and put the egg (still attached to tape) into his mouth, scraping it off with his teeth.

"Sero Hanta!" You cried out, putting him at arms length. "That is so nasty!" The twinge of amusement was drown almost completely drown out by the pure, genuine disgust swimming around in your stomach.

His smile was wide and adorable as he got the rest of the egg into his mouth, completely scraped off the tape as he faced you. "Mmm, tapey."

"Why are you this gross." You asked hopping down from the bench away from him.

"I'm not!" His defence was muffled with egg that he chewed behind his hand as his eyes followed your descent to your regular height.

You spun towards him with your hands on your hips. "Yes you are!"

A pout became evident on his face as he swallowed the rest of the egg. "Aw," he stepped towards you hands resting on the side of your arms. "You hurt me so, Mi Amor."

"Not as much as I'm going to hurt you!" Katsuki seethed as he burst through the cafeteria doors, tiny explosions popping all over his arms gave off the appearance of him actually smouldering with hatred.

It didn't take any more time for you and Sero to book it down the opposite hallway for your lives as the angry puffball tore after you both, curses trailing from all three of you.