Me: One of you will betray me from finishing this book.

My phone: Is it me?

Me: No, it is not you.

My friends and other apps that I use on my phone: Is it me?

Me: No, it is not you.

My brain lacking inspiration/my hate towards Kotoa and Rana: Is it me?

*Silence*

*More Silence*

*Even More Silence*

Me: *says in an annoying voice* Is it me?