Burrito Buckets

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We see Babs as she is putting on a uniform.

Babs: In a world hungry for justice, where citizens thirst for righteousness, and yearn for the taste of freedom, one woman's there to serve them the liberty they so desperately crave. And also, burritos. Buckets and buckets of burritos.

We see a restaurant called burrito bucket as Babs exited out whistling.

Shane: Gordon!

Then she stopped to see the manager of the restaurant.

Babs: Buenos dias, Shane.

Shane: That's Mr. O'Shaughnessy to you! And you're late. Again!

Babs: I am? *She looked at the clock.*

Shane: That's the sixth time this week, Gordon, and it's only Monday!

Babs: Oh, sorry, Shane. Er, Mr. O'Shaughnessy, sir.

Shane: Listen, Gordon, some people know the importance of good work ethic. Punctuality, responsibility. Some people take their job seriously *he puts Babs' hat on her head..

Babs: Believe you me, Senor O'Shaughnessy, nothing's more important to me than this job. I love Burrito Bucket. I've been a fan of Burrito Bucket since I was five! *she shows him a picture on her phone of her as a five year old holding a burrito bucket wearing a sombrero.*

Shane: Whatever. If you're late one more time, today, tomorrow, for the rest of your life, you're fired!

Babs: Fired? Could this be the end for a habanero heroine, our enchilada enforcer, our lady sentinel of the sacred bean? No!

Shane: What?

Babs: Nothing. From here on out, I'll be the master of time management, the crusader of the clock, the expert of hours. *she starts to cut lettuce while whistling and sees a car drive to the bank as three people started to put on animal masks* Hmm, suspicious. Really suspicious.

She sees them pulling out guns as the weapons began to power up.

Babs: Extremely suspicious!

Then the three went into the bank as she gasped at that.

Babs: I don't think those dudes are bank patrons at all! *goes to Mr. O'Shaughnessy* Mr. O'Shaughnessy! Hey, hey! Mr. O...

Shane: What?

Babs: Bathroom break?

Shane: No.

Babs: *panting* Please!

Shane: Ugh. Two minutes. But one second later, and you are so fired.

Babs: Alarm. One minute 50. There. Plenty of time.

She then headed to the bathroom and did a quick change in her bat suit. She then zip lined from the Burrito Bucket sign to the bank and see what the people are doing.

Babs: I knew it. They're totally not bank patrons! Citizens of Metropolis, fear not, for Batgirl is here to put an end to this egregious evildoing. With supreme mastery of the martial arts, terrifically high-tech gadgetry and unshakable moral certitude, she will make short work of these buffoonish bank-robbing baddies!

Mac: Hey, who are you calling buffoonish?

Babs: Give up now, you foolish fiends, you nefarious nimrods, for now is the time--

Her alarm went off.

Babs: Time... Oh, no!

Babs then turn to the restaurant and then to the robbers back and forth.

Babs: Oh. Oh. Uh... *grunts* Nobody move! I'll be right back.

Babs then returned back to the restaurant and did a quick change.

Shane: Three, two, one...

Babs: Senor O'Shaughnessy, you think I could have my 15-minute break early today? Like... Ooh, I don't know, now?

Shane: Break's at noon, Gordon. No exceptions.

Babs: Uh... Another bathroom break?

Shane: You just went.

Babs: I like to stay really hydrated.

Babs then starts drinking from the drink machine she then turn to the trash can.

Babs: Oh, no, that trash can is awfully full. If only I had a short break to take it out to the dumpster.

Shane: Ugh. Fine, Gordon. One minute!

Babs then pull the bag of trash from the trash can and set her timer for 60 seconds

Babs: Si. One minute.

She then did a quick change into her bat suit.

Babs: Time to take out the trash.

Mac: What do you mean, take it out? You just brought it in here.

Babs: Prepare to face defeat at the hands of Bat... Bat... Bat... Bathroom!

The bank manager directs Babs to the bathroom. She then flush and then got out of the bathroom.

Babs: Now, where were we...

Her alarm went off.

Babs: Ah, crud!

She then went back to the restaurant and did a quick change. She then bumped into Shane.

Babs: Whoa!

She then went behind the counter while Shane stared at her with an angry glare. Until a random guy came into the store.

Babs: Hola. Can I take your order?

Random Guy: Uh, yes. One bucket of tacos, please.

Babs: Hey, you look like a guy who likes it hot.

Random Guy: Uh, I do? Uh...

Babs then gave the guy a tray full of 5 tacos and used up an entire hot sauce bottle.

Babs: Oh, no! Out of hot sauce. Running to the store!

Shane: Two minutes!

Babs then did a quick change into her bat suit as the robbers put the money in the trunk of their car and closed the trunk.

Mac: Come on, you mooks, let's get out of here.

Then Babs used her grapple gun to snatch the keys.

Babs: Not so fast!

Babs then throw the keys into the air and then throw a grenade to destroy them.

Bob: What is with this girl?

Babs: This girl's gonna kick your--

Then the alarm went off again.

Babs: Hold that thought. Ah!

Babs then bumps into Shane again.

Shane: "Where's the hot sauce?

Babs: I, uh, well...

Then a delivery dude came into the restaurant.

Babs: Customer!

Delivery Dude: Metropoleats Delivery Service. I'm here to pick up an order for--

Babs then rushes the delivery dude.

Babs: I'll take it!

Shane: Two minutes!

Babs took the car and did a quick change into her bat suit and then crashed the car into the bank.

Babs: Hostages! Seriously?

Mac: You took our keys.What are we supposed to do? Look, just let us leave with the cash and nobody gets hurt.

Babs: Oh, someone's gonna get hurt.

Then the alarm went off again.

Babs: Oh, come on!

She then changed and head back to Burrito bucket and decides to call up (y/n) and bary aka Flash for help

Babs: Flash, I need your help. I've got a hostage situation at the bank, but if I leave work right now my boss will kill me!

(Y/N) and Flash: Say no more. We're already here.

Babs turned and saw Flash and (Y/N) both at the bank

(Y/N): woah I'm sorry so are you also super fast like me

Flash: Of course I am, you're fast too?

(Y/n): of course, I am I'm sonic the fastest thing alive

Flash: Wow, I'm Flash

(Y/N): Cool name man.

Babs Great. Be there ASAP. As soon as super-humanly possible.

(Y/N): Alright, we'll just wait here till you get here.

Babs: Good.

We see (Y/N) as he looks at Flash.

(Y/N): So, what do you mostly do

Flash: I just mostly spend my time getting things done fast.

(Y/N): I do that too, wow we have so much in common.

As Babs looks at them from the window we hear Shane clears his throat and gestures that he's watching her.

Babs: Ah!

Then a customer appeared as she spotted him.

Babs: Uh, hola, amigo. What will it be?

Random guy 2: Yes. I'll have... um... a burrito.

Babs: A burrito? How about a bucket? Do you want tacos with that?

Random Guy 2: Hmm. Tacos. Tacos.

Babs groans in frustration.

Random Guy 2: Tacos, tacos, tacos. You know, a burrito does sound... burrito-ey... Hmm. Tough choice. Just give me a minute...

Babs: One minute, got it!

Random Guy 2: ...to decide.

Babs then did a quick change and saw that the Flash was now a hostage as (Y/N) was seen standing by the wall.

Babs: Guys, what happened?

(Y/N): We're just as surprised as you are what's going on batgirl

Babs: Long story short I'm trying to make sure I don't get fired from my job at Burrito Bucket.

(Y/N): oh you work there I've been meaning to go there I heard the burritos are the best there

Babs: I'll probably hook you up on those but right now it's time to-

The alarm went off again and she went back to the restaurant and did a quick change.

(Y/N): Alright take your time

Random Guy: You know what? I want sushi. Peace!

Babs then groans

Shane: Gordon! We just got an order for 100 buckets. Get to work!

Babs: A hundred buckets? *yells* Are you kidding? *gasps* A-ha! Sorry, time for my federally mandated 15-minute break.

Shane: Fine, but when you get back, I want those 100 buckets. You better not be late, or I'll rain down a firing upon you like you've never seen!

Babs: Yes, sir, senor, sir. There's no way I can't take care of this in 15 minutes.

Back at the bank

(Y/N): So ummm has she been going back and forth all day so far?

Flash: I guess so.

(Y/N): *to the robbers* bet you guys weren't expecting this today huh

Babs then do a quick change and then beat cup the robbers and freed the hostages

Babs: Flash, sonic , I need you to take out the trash, buy more hot sauce, and deliver the burrito buckets to the totaled car out front."

Barry: Right-o.

(Y/N): on it

Babs: Just one thing left to do.

She then turned to the robbers.

Babs: Take your butts to jail. Hyah! Hyah!

She keeps going back and forth until she loses both the robbers and her job.

Babs: No!

Janitor: What... Who are you?

Babs: Me? I'm... a total failure. Having utterly failed to apprehend the dastardly crooks, our crummy crusader slinks away in defeat. Surely a true hero, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Sonic heck, even Aqualad would have prevailed.

Babs then made a quick change in her work clothes.

Shane: 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... A-ha! One bucket short, Gordon! That means you are so--

Babs: Fired. I know.

She was about to head into the restroom to change into her normal clothing, until she heard a voice.

Mac: Yeah! Whoo! Time for victory tacos. Yeah, we'll take two taco buckets, four buckets of quesadillas, three buckets of guac... Oh, and buckets and buckets of your money. Come on, let's eat!

She sees who the robbers are here and about to rob the restaurant.

Mac: Stealing works up an appetite. Whoo-hoo! Hey, hi fives, hi fives.

Babs then makes a makeshift hero suit.

Babs: Huh! There comes a time in every girl's life. A time to let go of past mistakes. A time to say "forget you" to the odds and allow the hero within to rise like the dough of the mighty churro. No, not Batgirl. A new kind of hero.

One fight later, the cops arrived and took the robbers to jail.

Shane: Gordon! Guess you've saved the restaurant.

Babs: I sure did. Seems like I should get my job back, huh?

Shane: *mumbles* Your job... Yeah.

Babs: Oh, thank you, Mr. O'Shaughnessy! And, it seems like I should also get hour-long lunch breaks, huh?

Shane: No!

Babs: Half-hour it is.

Shane: No.

Babs: Employee of the Month?

Shane: Ugh. I'll give you Employee of the Night!

Babs: I am the night. The Employee of the Night!

(Y/N): Hold on a minute. That's not gonna fly man.

Babs and Shane turned to see (Y/N) was there

(Y/N): She just saved your restaurant and was trying to do her job, you should be thanking her. And you did nothing but try to find a chance to fire her all because she loves this place, so you can just have no customers here then.

Shane: No! I'll do anything!

(Y/N): Anything? How about you label Babs as the employee of the year and let her have more time on her breaks.

Shane looked at Babs and then gritted his teeth.

Shane: Fine.

(Y/N): Good, say Babs mind hooking me up on the burritos

Babs: Alright, but you stood up for me.

(Y/N): Hey anything for you, this place is awesome. (Points at Shane) It's him I don't like

Babs: Well thanks.

(Y/N): Anytime, I'll wait for my burritos also thanks for bringing out that other guy I now have a new friend who's just like me

Babs: Well glad to help you.

(Y/N): *sits down* now let's see how good of a burrito maker you are mrs employees of the year

Babs: I'll have one bucket of burritos coming right up for you.

We see Babs head off to the kitchen to make (Y/N) some burritos.

(Y/N): *happily sighs* Another satisfying day thanks to me.

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