Hello my (internet) friends xx

I recommend reading the first part first so you know who is who. Now without any further ado, let's get started!!

Child 2: "Do you sometimes also feel like your eyes are made out of glass and are gonna fall out of your head and roll over the floor any second now?"

Child 2: "Did I just accidentally cheat on my boyfriend?!"

Child 2: "THE DICK, THE DICK, NO NO"

Child 2: "Hold this, I have to urge to eat it."
(It was a piece of paper. He was "just very hungry" (allegedly). This was also the origin of our running gag).

Child 1: "Thinking positive isn't a school subject, I never learned it."

Child 1: "I feel like commiting suicide so bad right now."

Child 1: "Suicide only after the game!"
(I think this was while Lotti Karotti too, but I'm not sure. Please don't ask me why I have several quotes about suicide, I don't know either 😭)

Child 1: "YOU BROKE MY CHILD!!!!!"
(Yeah, I'm a grandmother of four).

Mum 1: about rectal examination "I imagine that would be really pleasant."

Mum 1: "That really looks like the inside of the bone marrow."

Mum 1: "I like ground."

Mum 1: "I have to take a picture, so that my parents get eye cancer."

Child 3: about a (cis) boy in our class "Do you think he's on his period?"

Child 3: "We talked about dicks, boobs and Lando Norris, those are three very wild subjects."

Child 3: about his son Lando "That is MY posession!! I bought him for 1.55!!!!!"
(No, the fact that his son is called Lando too is not a coincidence. He really named his son after his celebrity crush, a f1 driver).

Child 3: "It feels as if I had breasts."

Okay that was it, I hope you enjoyed 💀 I do have even more quotes if you're interested... But I might have several chapters about the stories I'm planning to write someday in my drafts too..... 👀

- 12.01.25