'Where am I? Hashirama? Madara?'

I shifted my eyes open as my body creaked.

'Hashirama? Madara?'

My body tensed as the familier voices never answered me.

'Tou-San? Father?'

I whipped my head around as I caught sight of the giant creature in front of me, it had the same features of Hashirama yet the same eye color and hair color and shape of Madara. I also took notice that we were in a clearing.

"Hashirama? Madara?" I questioned the thing as it let out a loud cheering sound and a smirk.

"You have been fused? Into this... thing?" I questioned again as it nodded.

"You need a new name... a mix of your old names.." I told them as they again nodded. I looked down in thought as I played around with my fingers.

"Hashida? No... Hadashi?... Mashira? Which one?" I asked them as I held my fists up. They thumped to the ground and sat down while they thought, I looked over their towering body.

They had a very tall and fit body but not in the attractive way, the muscles seemed to mold together from both bodies and the body had Madara's long spikey hair. The body seemed to tower over a regular tree but the trees around us was over a mile high.

"Ma...shi......ra..." They grunted out with great effort.

"Hai Tou-San, should I call you as one or as two? Like they, them and their? Or he, him and his?" I asked them again, my head slightly titled which caused them to lightly coo.

"One...." They grunted out again as I nodded. I stood up and shook my jacket out.

"Let's go find civilisation. Or just a village." I told them as they stood up, the ground lightly shaking as they picked me up and walked through the forest with me on their shoulder.

"I do not see anything other than trees Mashira." I explained to them as they grunted out in understanding.

I expanded my hearing range and my sight range, trying to pick up any signs of human life. Mashira suddenly stopped as we all caught sight of another creature similar to Mashira just with different features.

Mashira nodded to it as we started to walk again. The creature glanced at us before it took a double take at me, it's eyes locked onto me as it sniffed the air around me. Walking over to us and poking me gently, it's eyes narrowed at it couldn't push past much.

Mashira snarled out to it as it nodded and walked away, screaming into the air loudly before shutting up. Mashira kept walking until we came out of the forest, along the way I had spotted twelve more creatures.

"That was strange you two. Its like they couldn't believe I was well.... me." I told them as they nodded gently.

"Is that... Oh my Jashin...." I muttered as I finally caught sight of a village, creatures walking around with blood around their mouths and bodies littering the ground. I sighed quietly and narrowed my eyes, trying to spot anyone alive.

"You two stay here while I go check for any survivors." I told Mashira as I just off their shoulder and sprinted towards the villages, my hair flying behind me as creatures looked at me quietly.

I jumped up onto a building and scanned the area for human life.

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Human life south under a rubble pile, signs of heart rate slowly. Young seemingly a baby.

I jumped down from the building and rased to a collapsed shelter with blood trickling from under rocks, a large metal pipe showing near the middle. I called for Mashira and got them to pick up the largest rocks as I tore apart the rest.

We finally caught sight of a human body trapped by the metal pipe, I threw a rock off it showing a teenage female with her arms wrapped around a bundle that was crying.

I cursed and under wrapped her arms, pulling the bundle out and then rasing away with Mashira running after me. I finally stopped in the middle of the forest in the same clearing from before, Mashira already grabbing logs and making a tree house I think.

I looked down at the bundle and narrowed my eyes again. The baby was male with dirty blonde hair and bright green eyes that seemed to sparkles.

"Nani?" I muttered. "I just came to a unknown place with no idea what to so with both my Tou-San's joined together as a giant naked human. Then I travel to a dead village and rescued a possible demon child, with the chance that my pathetic brain might take it under my wing. Am I going mad or have I just turned into a crack shit crazy person?"

"All of them." Mashira grunted as they proudly showed me their treehouse.

"Not bad. But how are we going to turn you two into a smaller version? Because I am pretty sure people dont like whatever you are."

"Bitch."

"Well fuck you too."

"No dick or asshole overhere."

"Yeesh...."

"Yup."

".... The baby's name is Shuto."

"Kay."