Um, Cure?
So everyone is effected and... wait... I forgot the cure. YOUTUBE TIME!!!
-(a half hour later)-
SCRAP!!! THERE IS NOTHING!!!
Megatron: FIND A CURE KNOCKOUT!
Knockout: IM TRYING!!!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Screamy: I DON'T KNOW!!
TailGate: WHAT?
WHAT THE SLAG?! How are you alive and here?
TailGate: I don't know...
Screamy: So that's TailGate?
Yes. Yes he is. OH MAH FEELS!
TailGate: What?
Shut up.
TailGate: Wait, is StarScream a Femme?
PoisonJoke. No cure. Need to do research. Oh, and don't let anybody snuff you. You are in the 'Con ship.
TailGate: WHAT?!
StarScream: I get to kill another one of Arcee's partners.
Knockout: *whispers* Run while you can.
TailGate: *runs away*
StarScream: Come back here you! *goes after him*
Wow. Screamy's slower now that he's a femme. Or is it,"now that she's a femme"? I'm confused.
Megsy: ............
I HAVE RENDERED HIM SPEECHLESS! BUAHAHAHA!!-what are you all looking at?
Knockout: Are you aware that you have a... tail?
WHAT?! *looks at tail* I LOVE MY LIFE!!! Now I have to find a cure for this PoisonJoke. Hey, Sounders?
Sounders: *is cyber bird*
Can you bridge me to the Everfree Forest? I need to see Zicora.
(GroundBridge opens)
Adios! *jumps through bridge* Now I have a map somewhere... GOT IT.... Scrap. I'm near a Manticore den.
Manticore: RAWR! *jumps on me*
OH MY CELESTIA!!! FLUTTERSHY!!! HALP!!!
Zicora: *0*
ZICORA! HELP ME YOU USELESS ZEBRA!!!
Manticore: *stops*
What did you do?
Zicora: To stop the beast, all you must do is tickle it's feet.
What happens when you need to say "orange"?
Zicora: I do my best to avoid the word, but when I do my speech becomes slurred.
Scrap! Ok, so what's the cure for PoisonJoke?
Zicora: *troll face*
TELL ME YOU LITTLE SCRAPLET!!!
Zicora: *troll face*
SLAG YOU. Megatron is going to kill me, and I can bear seeing Knock with polka-dots! Also its awkward that my crush turned into a femme...
Zicora: What strength of the flower did you use? What you have told me has given me clues.
Hehe... I used the most potent one.
Zicora: For telling the truth I will give you the cure, I will not explain the science for for it is a bore.
TELL MAH.
Zicora: You must bathe in the cure I have here, though the quantity you need I do no have near.
I'm do dead.
Zicora: But if you go to Ponyville Twilight can help you, I'm sure she will.
Wait, the Alicorn princess of friendship will help me make up a cure to give evil Cybertronions?
Zicora: *nods*
But I'm magic! I can just do this! *pulls out large jug of cure*
Zicora: 0.0
Bai!
-(GorundBridge appears)-
*jumps in bridge*
Knockout: TELL ME THAT YOU FOUND A CURE!!!!
Duh! Don't know if you have Cybertronion bathrooms or whatever but you need to bathe in this. How could I forget that? I only watched FilliVinilli 50 times! *tosses him huge amount of cure*
Knockout: How did you lift that?
OH, OH, OH, IT'S MAGIC! YOU KNOW! NEVER BELIEVE ITS BIT SOOOOOO!
Knockout: You are very strange.
Naw, really? Now, shoo. I can't bear to see your paint job like that.
Knockout: *walks away*
Let's go find Megsy! *skips away*
______________________________
BTW- SoundWave got turned into a CyberBird. @Midnight_Eclipse came up with that idea.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top