Um, Cure?

So everyone is effected and... wait... I forgot the cure. YOUTUBE TIME!!!

-(a half hour later)-

SCRAP!!! THERE IS NOTHING!!!

Megatron: FIND A CURE KNOCKOUT!

Knockout: IM TRYING!!!

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Screamy: I DON'T KNOW!!

TailGate: WHAT?

WHAT THE SLAG?! How are you alive and here?

TailGate: I don't know...

Screamy: So that's TailGate?

Yes. Yes he is. OH MAH FEELS!

TailGate: What?

Shut up.

TailGate: Wait, is StarScream a Femme?

PoisonJoke. No cure. Need to do research. Oh, and don't let anybody snuff you. You are in the 'Con ship.

TailGate: WHAT?!

StarScream: I get to kill another one of Arcee's partners.

Knockout: *whispers* Run while you can.

TailGate: *runs away*

StarScream: Come back here you! *goes after him*

Wow. Screamy's slower now that he's a femme. Or is it,"now that she's a femme"? I'm confused.

Megsy: ............

I HAVE RENDERED HIM SPEECHLESS! BUAHAHAHA!!-what are you all looking at?

Knockout: Are you aware that you have a... tail?

WHAT?! *looks at tail* I LOVE MY LIFE!!! Now I have to find a cure for this PoisonJoke. Hey, Sounders?

Sounders: *is cyber bird*

Can you bridge me to the Everfree Forest? I need to see Zicora.

(GroundBridge opens)

Adios! *jumps through bridge* Now I have a map somewhere... GOT IT.... Scrap. I'm near a Manticore den.

Manticore: RAWR! *jumps on me*

OH MY CELESTIA!!! FLUTTERSHY!!! HALP!!!

Zicora: *0*

ZICORA! HELP ME YOU USELESS ZEBRA!!!

Manticore: *stops*

What did you do?

Zicora: To stop the beast, all you must do is tickle it's feet.

What happens when you need to say "orange"?

Zicora: I do my best to avoid the word, but when I do my speech becomes slurred.

Scrap! Ok, so what's the cure for PoisonJoke?

Zicora: *troll face*

TELL ME YOU LITTLE SCRAPLET!!!

Zicora: *troll face*

SLAG YOU. Megatron is going to kill me, and I can bear seeing Knock with polka-dots! Also its awkward that my crush turned into a femme...

Zicora: What strength of the flower did you use? What you have told me has given me clues.

Hehe... I used the most potent one.

Zicora: For telling the truth I will give you the cure, I will not explain the science for for it is a bore.

TELL MAH.

Zicora: You must bathe in the cure I have here, though the quantity you need I do no have near.

I'm do dead.

Zicora: But if you go to Ponyville Twilight can help you, I'm sure she will.

Wait, the Alicorn princess of friendship will help me make up a cure to give evil Cybertronions?

Zicora: *nods*

But I'm magic! I can just do this! *pulls out large jug of cure*

Zicora: 0.0

Bai!

-(GorundBridge appears)-

*jumps in bridge*

Knockout: TELL ME THAT YOU FOUND A CURE!!!!

Duh! Don't know if you have Cybertronion bathrooms or whatever but you need to bathe in this. How could I forget that? I only watched FilliVinilli 50 times! *tosses him huge amount of cure*

Knockout: How did you lift that?

OH, OH, OH, IT'S MAGIC! YOU KNOW! NEVER BELIEVE ITS BIT SOOOOOO!

Knockout: You are very strange.

Naw, really? Now, shoo. I can't bear to see your paint job like that.

Knockout: *walks away*

Let's go find Megsy! *skips away*

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BTW- SoundWave got turned into a CyberBird. @Midnight_Eclipse came up with that idea.

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