I ran after SoundWave wondering how I was supposed to scan a vehicle form on a Decpticon warship. "Sounders? Where are we going?"

No answer.

"Yello? Well, I guess I was lucky that you spoke to me once." We continued down the hallway and I wondered aloud,"Does this body have a good voice? What song should I sing? Super-Easy-Cider-Squeezy-6000? That sounds good."

No reaction.

"There is opportunity,
In this very community!
He's Flim,
He's Flam,
We're the world famous Flim-Flam brothers!
Traveling sales-ponies nonpareil!" I sang. The sound resonated off the walls and I deduced that I had a nice voice.

Then a GroundBridge opened. "Hey! Were you trying to make me bored?" I questioned.

He stepped through the bridge and I followed, wondering where on earth a huge chicken-legged alien robot and a small alien robot wouldn't be noticed.

When I exited the portal I saw that we were at a car dealership... at like 2am. I rushed over to a yellow PunchBuggy Convertible and looked to Sounders for approval. Of course, he gave no sign of care. I wanted to take his visor off.

Do I still have my random powers of awesomeness? I wondered.

I thought of a water gun appearing in my hand and sure enough there it was. "My magic has followed me!" I excitedly yelled. "Now, how the slag do you scan this thing?"

After watching a long boring video on scanning a alt mode, I finally scanned the PunchBuggy and transformed. "How do I look?" I asked. SoundWave gave a thumbs up. "Wow, a sentence and a thumbs up all in one day! I'm proud of you Sounders!"

I transformed back into my... Cyber-Mode, I think, and the Bridge opened back up.

I walked through and rushed to Knockout's room. I banged on the door screaming,"I have an alt mode!"

He finally opened the door and I rushed in.

I snapped my fingers to make a Cybertronion sized iPad fall into Knockout's servos. "Take a picture of my alt mode so I know what I look like."

I transformed and he took pictures. When he was satisfied I looked. "I like the black detailing," commented Knockout. "Was that a compliment?"

"No."

"Yes."

"No, it wasn't."

"I'm pretty sure it was," I sang. "Then again, you are the one who picked out the MiniCon's paint job, right?"

"Yes."

"Good." There was an awkward silence then I said, "Keep the iPad," and walked out.

I approached StarScream's room and a pit formed in my fuel tanks. (It is fuel tanks, right?) "Screamer? Hey, wanna prank someone? My mystical magical powers followed me to this body." I sat down outside his door and pressed the side of my helm to the door. I heard feet shuffling.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?
C'mon lets go and play!
I can make it snow inside!
I can you surprise,
It's like you've gone away!
Ever since about a week ago,
You've been anti-social,
I wish you would tell me why!
Now I'm writhing a parody,
To get you to come with me."

"Just get scrapped."

"Ok, bye."

After a while of wallowing in... what am I supposed to wallow in? Whatever, I thought to myself.

Does he hate me? Well, derp-de-der, he's going to pretend but he's never taken it this far. There goes a friend. Sounders is progressing, Screamy's digressing, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE MECHS?

I was getting really tired so I laid down in my bed and pulled the covers over my metal body and drifted off to sleep.

•••

"Rachel."

"Who's there?" I gasped.

Optimus stepped out of the bright light, for the second time.