Heyo! I'm Rachel or Ray for short and I am going to bug the scrap out out of the 'Cons. The only curse or cuss word you will hear isn't even curse. The word is,"Scrap." And it's either,"Oh my Primus" or "Oh my Megatron" so don't fret! Now, to get the 'Con's attention all you need to do is... *prints huge pic of Megatron* *paints rainbows, a mustachio, and butterflies on it* And... There. Now to put it up... *sticks it on Mount Rushmore* I hope they see it...

(Warship comes over)

Huh. News travels fast. Good thing I signed it. And I'm right here!

Megsy: Who is responsable for this?

I AM!!!

Screamer: *flies down* Humm... Such a small creature is capable of such destruction.

Yup!

Screamer: *picks me up by the back of my shirt and takes me to the Ship*

And that is how to get on a 'Con warship.

Screamer: Who are you talking to?

No one.

Megsy: *throws me in cell*

WOW THANKS!!! Alright my loyal compadres lets roam the ship! How do I get out you may ask, well, that's pie! *takes out mini phase shifter* Told ya. Yeah I can make anything appear. *walks through door* TADA! Oh scrap, somebody's coming this way.

Knockout: *walks down hall* *sees me* Wha.. How did you get here? *picks me up*

*phase shifter* BAM! How do ya like them apples?

Knockout: What are apples?

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm DIEING!!!

Knockout: 0_0

*recovered* Ok, so I purposely got captured so I would get taken up here so I could play pranks on everyone. You in?

Knockout: Um, I guess?

GREAT! My first victim is Sounders!

Knockout: Oh, SoundWave? Oh this is gonna be good...

What should we do to him?

Knockout: well you have a phase shifter and I know my way around so...

OH MY PRIMUS I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO! Come back later to see!

Knockout: Who are you talking to?

No one. 0.0

Knockout: Whatever. -_-

-(time lapse)-

Ok so this is a tiny prank. Like really small. I have a huge sheet of black construction paper, purple duct tape, Cybertonion scissors, and my buddy, Knockout.

Knockout: Can you PLEASE tell me what were doing?

FINE! I need you to cut the paper do it looks like Sound's face screen thing. Then, when he's recharging in shut down mode, I tape it on his face and when he tries to show something on his screen, no one will be able to see it!

Knockout: Are you sure your not a 'Con?

I am. SCRAP, COVER BLOWN! ;~;

Knockout: What?

Never mind... ON WITH THE PRANK!

-(later)-

*doodling*

Knockout: *buffing*

What the mess, KO? You're already SUPER shiny!

Knockout: *stops* Whatever.

Ok it's time. You stay here. *sneaks into Sounder's room w/ paper and duct tape* }:-D *tapes paper on* perfect... *sneaks out*

Knockout: How'd it go?

}:-D

Knockout: From the look of your face, I'd say it went well.

Yup! Now we can't let them know it was us. You act like you dunno and I'll say they it was... Bob.

Knockout: Ok.

Come back next time to see what happens!

Knockout: Who the-

SHUT UP. *_*