StarScream and Knockout's Pranks
StarScream: I have an idea...
What is it?
StarScream: It in involves Steve.
*glances at Steve*
StarScream: *sees Steve* Oh. Come on, over here. *walks around the corner*
*Follows him*
KO: *follows him too*
Ok. Now what are we going to do to Steve?
StarScream: We make Steve believe that he snuffed you. *points at me*
*looks around* Who, me?
StarScream: *sarcastically* Naw, the other human. -_-
Fine, fine. I suppose it includes the PhaseShifter?
StarScream: Yes. I'll call him over. So get under his foot and when he steps down, scream for dear life. Now go.
Alright! *hides*
StarScream: Oh, Steve! Come here!
Steve: *walks over*
*turns on PhaseShifter* *dives under his foot* OWWWW! *lays on floor*
Steve: 0.0 Oh my Primus! What have I done?
StarScream: *cracking up*
KO: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sits up like zombie* Steve! You have snuffed me and I am back from the dead as a ghost to haunt you!
Steve: I'm not gullible. You just ruined your own prank.
*walks through his foot*
Steve: 0.0 Oh my Primus. *runs away*
StarScream: Aren't my pranks the best?
Knockout: Well they don't come close to mine.
You? Prank? Well every awesome pranker knows FerbLatin. Do you?
StarScream: I do! Owherb reaerb ouyerb?
I'm ustjerb ineferb. Owherb reaerb ouyerb?
Knockout: I'm so lost.
StarScream: He can't prank.
I say we give him a chance. If he passes the test, he gets to learn FerbLatin.
Knockout: Wait, I think I figured it out! Did I teg ti?
Whet did you just say? I'm so lost.
Knockout: I was saying the word backwards. Apparently that's not it.
StarScream: You got it so wrong.
Well then, ON WITH THE PRANK!!! So KO, what's your plan?
Knockout: So you can make anything appear, yea?
Yeaaaa...
Knockout: I need huge butterfly wall stickers outside Megatron's room at Midnight.
Ok. TTFN!
StarScream: Wait, now I'm lost.
*facepalm*
Knockout: *faceservo*
You've never seen any Disney movie before have you?
StarScream: No. I don't bother with petty human movies.
Knockout: YOU MONSTER!
Now we have to watch every Disney movie ever made! Except the Princessy ones.
Knockout: Can Frozen be the exception?
-_- It's hard to believe that your a million years old.
StarScream: Your both acting like you're fifteen thousand!
Wait gimme a moment to calculate that into human... I need paper.
-(Two minuets later)-
*GASP* I AM NOT THREE!!!
Knockout: You humans don't live very long, do you?
No. We don't. Whelp! TTFN!
Knockout: I understood that reference!
And I understood your reference about my reference!
Knockout: This could go on for hours.
Yup.
StarScream: I'm still lost.
On'tderb orrywerb. Ouyerb ancerb peakserb ErbferbAtinletb. He an'tcerb.
StarScream: Anksterb.
So Nockoutkerb- Whops. Hehe once I start, I can't stop. So Knockout. You prank sounds epic. See TTFN for the last time now. *walks through wall*
Steve: *screams from other room*
Knockout: Hehe.
-(11:43 pm)-
*knocks on StarScream's door* *whispering* Hey. Hey, Screamer. *sigh* STARSCREAM!!!
StarScream: What do you want?
It's time. *grins evilly* let's go get KO. *walks over to Knockout's room* *stands there*
StarScream: Knock. Just knock. Why aren't you knocking? Do you know how to knock?
Somebody been watching Frozen. *knocks*
Knockout: YEA?
Shut up you big oaf! You're gonna wake up the whole Warship!
Knockout: *opens door* Hi. What time is it?
Umm.... *looks at imaginary watch* It's like 11:50.
Knockout: Scrap...
What?
Knockout: I've been up studying Synth-En all night.
How far have you gotten?
Knockout: You wouldn't understand and it's really boring.
*fake snoring* Huh? Oh you're done. Lets go! *Wizard of Oz skips down hall*
Knockout: She likes that movie way too much.
-(we're at Megatron's room)-
So. What's the plan bug guy? *pulls out a giant sheet of butterfly wall stickers*
Knockout: Leave that to me.
What is Knockout going to do? Will he get snuffed for it? Are you reading this in a announcer voice? Come back next time for the answer to all these questions!
StarScream: Who- Never mind.
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