Me, Myself, and I

???: Sounds fun...

WHO ARE YOU? *gets out bow and arrow* WHERE ARE YOU?

???: Nowhere, but-

-everywhere all at once... Oh scrap.

Screamer: What?

It's me... Well not ME but one part of me. The bad part.

Screamer: 0.0 What?

Ok so your the only one who's going to know the truth. You're not real. So this isn't real so anything can happen!

Screamer: 0.0

You're a TV show.

Screamer: *picks me up upside down*

_-_

Bad Me: }:-)

o*o Screamer, put me down.

Bad Me: }:-D *runs away*

Screamer: *Puts me down* *runs after Bad Me*

SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP! She's going to tell everyone who I like, all my secrets, AND RUIN MY LIFE!

Knockout: ?

This universe isn't real so anything can happen, and the evil part of me became real and now StarScream is chacing her, oh and I think that more mes are going to come!

Knockout: 0.0 What. The. AllSpark.

I know, I know, but I'm not crazy! Gimmie a lift.

Knockout: No.

What the mess?.

Knockout. FINE! *transformes* Get in.

*fangirling* *gets in front seat* I love my life.

Knockout: *finds Bad Me*

NO WAY.

Knockout: What is she holding?

Bad Me: *presses bouton* *turns into Cybertronion*

I WAS GONNA DO THAT TOMORROW!

Knockout: *_*

Screamer: 0.0

Yea I know.

???: *running around Screamer w/ SuperSpeed*

OH NO! It's the worst me of all!

Screamer: Who?

Make believe me! There go all my secrets...

MB Me: Heyo! *wearing high heal boots, Batman utility belt, Black hooded cape, and coolest skirt in the universe*

*looks at my plain denim skirt* ;~;

MB Me: *pulls out sonic wand*

WHAT THE MESS?

Bad Me: *flirts with Knockout and Screamer*

ME! STOP IT!

Bad Me: No!

YES

Bad Me: NO!

Me please help me stop me.

MB Me: Okey! *zaps Bad Me*

Bad Me: *disappears*

Thank the AllSpark!

MB Me: Do I have to leave too?

Naw. You can stick around.

Knockout: 0.0

Screamer: 0.0

RealMe and MB Me: SCRAP.

How to fix this mess...

MB Me:...Will be a challenge.

I'll just go in that corner and cry my eyes out. ;-;

MB Me: Mind if I join you? ;-;

Nope.

-(later)-

I'm good now.

MB Me: Me too. Whelp. Bai! *poof* *is gone*

Huh. Well now to sort out this mess. *walks over to Knockout and Screamer* Um, hi...

(Awkward silence)

Knockout: What was that about?

Well Bad Me decided to exploit all my secrets and I guess she started on my crushes. *~*

Knockout: Well...

Screamer: This is awkward.

Yea... ;~; I loved my life and now I hate it.

Screamer: Why?

Well I got to hang out with you guys on the stinking 'Con warship but now... it's just weird.

Sounders: *throws construction paper on me*

*v* Thank you. I needed that.

Screamer: What was that?

Me and Knockout: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Screamer: ?

Ok, ok it's not awkward anymore. Thanks Sounders.

Sounders: :D

*v*

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