Me, Myself, and I
???: Sounds fun...
WHO ARE YOU? *gets out bow and arrow* WHERE ARE YOU?
???: Nowhere, but-
-everywhere all at once... Oh scrap.
Screamer: What?
It's me... Well not ME but one part of me. The bad part.
Screamer: 0.0 What?
Ok so your the only one who's going to know the truth. You're not real. So this isn't real so anything can happen!
Screamer: 0.0
You're a TV show.
Screamer: *picks me up upside down*
_-_
Bad Me: }:-)
o*o Screamer, put me down.
Bad Me: }:-D *runs away*
Screamer: *Puts me down* *runs after Bad Me*
SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP! She's going to tell everyone who I like, all my secrets, AND RUIN MY LIFE!
Knockout: ?
This universe isn't real so anything can happen, and the evil part of me became real and now StarScream is chacing her, oh and I think that more mes are going to come!
Knockout: 0.0 What. The. AllSpark.
I know, I know, but I'm not crazy! Gimmie a lift.
Knockout: No.
What the mess?.
Knockout. FINE! *transformes* Get in.
*fangirling* *gets in front seat* I love my life.
Knockout: *finds Bad Me*
NO WAY.
Knockout: What is she holding?
Bad Me: *presses bouton* *turns into Cybertronion*
I WAS GONNA DO THAT TOMORROW!
Knockout: *_*
Screamer: 0.0
Yea I know.
???: *running around Screamer w/ SuperSpeed*
OH NO! It's the worst me of all!
Screamer: Who?
Make believe me! There go all my secrets...
MB Me: Heyo! *wearing high heal boots, Batman utility belt, Black hooded cape, and coolest skirt in the universe*
*looks at my plain denim skirt* ;~;
MB Me: *pulls out sonic wand*
WHAT THE MESS?
Bad Me: *flirts with Knockout and Screamer*
ME! STOP IT!
Bad Me: No!
YES
Bad Me: NO!
Me please help me stop me.
MB Me: Okey! *zaps Bad Me*
Bad Me: *disappears*
Thank the AllSpark!
MB Me: Do I have to leave too?
Naw. You can stick around.
Knockout: 0.0
Screamer: 0.0
RealMe and MB Me: SCRAP.
How to fix this mess...
MB Me:...Will be a challenge.
I'll just go in that corner and cry my eyes out. ;-;
MB Me: Mind if I join you? ;-;
Nope.
-(later)-
I'm good now.
MB Me: Me too. Whelp. Bai! *poof* *is gone*
Huh. Well now to sort out this mess. *walks over to Knockout and Screamer* Um, hi...
(Awkward silence)
Knockout: What was that about?
Well Bad Me decided to exploit all my secrets and I guess she started on my crushes. *~*
Knockout: Well...
Screamer: This is awkward.
Yea... ;~; I loved my life and now I hate it.
Screamer: Why?
Well I got to hang out with you guys on the stinking 'Con warship but now... it's just weird.
Sounders: *throws construction paper on me*
*v* Thank you. I needed that.
Screamer: What was that?
Me and Knockout: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Screamer: ?
Ok, ok it's not awkward anymore. Thanks Sounders.
Sounders: :D
*v*
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