Because I Can
Ok so after the whole dramatic thing where I almost died (and everyone but Megsy was out of character) Doc Knock said that I have to stay in bed. Darn.
Nick (My cat): Meow.
Dude! Why are you here?!
Nick: Meow, meow
Oh, that makes sense. Now, if Knockout thinks that I'll just stay here when I could be having fun-
Knockout: *pops in room* NO.
*grumble grumble*
Knockout: No.
Wait, so I can't move around? Sooooo can I hop in you and we like race Scremy around?
Knockout: No.
Oh, COME ON! *kitty cat face* (cuz imma cat person)
Knockout: ...No.
YOU HESITATED.
Knockout: No I didn't.
Yea you did.
Knockout: ...*transforms*
BAM! *hops in* *flips on visor* Let's go.
-(5 min later)-
StarScream: *just standing there*
OI! SCREAMY!!!
StarScream: Don't call me that.
Ok- NAWR. Wanna race?
StarScream: ...Why?
FUN. EVER HEARD OF IT?
StarScream: Haha, very funny.
Knockout: *transforms*
*sitting in his hand* I'm going. To. Puke.
Knockout: *puts me down*
I thanketh you.
Knockout: Whut
Oh, forget you. SO Screamy, wanna race? Winner against Sounders!
StarScream: Ok.
LETS DO THIS BIRD MAN!!! (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) *boom*
StarScream and Knockout: Whut
Do not question my awesome powers of referencing.
-(LATER)-
*is in Knockout*
Knockout: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
StarScream: We both are.
MILKSHAKE RACE, READY SET GO!
Knockout: *80 mph*
StarScream: Whut
SLOWPOKE!!!
StarScream: *finally flies*
Knockout: *wins*
BAM!!! Ok, let's go find Sounders. Oh, oh, can I make myself a wheelchair or something?
Knockout: Sure...
*is randomly in hover-wheelchair-rocket-thing*
StarScream: Ok then.
I want pizza. You guys want pizza?
Knockout: What's pizza?
*GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSP* YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PIZZA IS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!!??!!??!?!KSJDKEKSKEPOGDOSOTSOSODYSLSGSOCTDOPDPYDYPGUWGWIGWYPFPQGPUWFPYCQOYCEPSGPWPYQFPYWAHVWHFOTSIRIAFOTOSDY
Knockout: •_•
StarScream: O_O
Aww, your faces are so cute! *looks around* I didn't say that out loud.
StarScream: Yes you-
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-(LATER [Again])-
Everybody: *eating Cybertronion pizza*
Meh, I'm done here. Bai all you people!
StarScream: Who-
Knockout: I don't even ask anymore.
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