Because I Can

Ok so after the whole dramatic thing where I almost died (and everyone but Megsy was out of character) Doc Knock said that I have to stay in bed. Darn.

Nick (My cat): Meow.

Dude! Why are you here?!

Nick: Meow, meow

Oh, that makes sense. Now, if Knockout thinks that I'll just stay here when I could be having fun-

Knockout: *pops in room* NO.

*grumble grumble*

Knockout: No.

Wait, so I can't move around? Sooooo can I hop in you and we like race Scremy around?

Knockout: No.

Oh, COME ON! *kitty cat face* (cuz imma cat person)

Knockout: ...No.

YOU HESITATED.

Knockout: No I didn't.

Yea you did.

Knockout: ...*transforms*

BAM! *hops in* *flips on visor* Let's go.

-(5 min later)-

StarScream: *just standing there*

OI! SCREAMY!!!

StarScream: Don't call me that.

Ok- NAWR. Wanna race?

StarScream: ...Why?

FUN. EVER HEARD OF IT?

StarScream: Haha, very funny.

Knockout: *transforms*

*sitting in his hand* I'm going. To. Puke.

Knockout: *puts me down*

I thanketh you.

Knockout: Whut

Oh, forget you. SO Screamy, wanna race? Winner against Sounders!

StarScream: Ok.

LETS DO THIS BIRD MAN!!! (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) *boom*

StarScream and Knockout: Whut

Do not question my awesome powers of referencing.

-(LATER)-

*is in Knockout*

Knockout: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

StarScream: We both are.

MILKSHAKE RACE, READY SET GO!

Knockout: *80 mph*

StarScream: Whut

SLOWPOKE!!!

StarScream: *finally flies*

Knockout: *wins*

BAM!!! Ok, let's go find Sounders. Oh, oh, can I make myself a wheelchair or something?

Knockout: Sure...

*is randomly in hover-wheelchair-rocket-thing*

StarScream: Ok then.

I want pizza. You guys want pizza?

Knockout: What's pizza?

*GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSP* YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PIZZA IS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!!??!!??!?!KSJDKEKSKEPOGDOSOTSOSODYSLSGSOCTDOPDPYDYPGUWGWIGWYPFPQGPUWFPYCQOYCEPSGPWPYQFPYWAHVWHFOTSIRIAFOTOSDY

Knockout: •_•

StarScream: O_O

Aww, your faces are so cute! *looks around* I didn't say that out loud.

StarScream: Yes you-

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-(LATER [Again])-

Everybody: *eating Cybertronion pizza*

Meh, I'm done here. Bai all you people!

StarScream: Who-

Knockout: I don't even ask anymore.

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