Please check out my short story Lucifer if you've not already? I'm very proud of it and would love if it could reach the same amount of reads/vote/comments as Messages! It's a kind of dark Louis fic and it's quite humorous and different from other fics, I promise. Oh, and did I forget to mention that Louis is The Devil in it? ;)

Harry:
Screw you.

Amanda:
Excuse me?

Harry:
I knew you jinxed it.

Amanda:
What are you talking about?

Harry:
Remember when you said you didn't want any of us to killed at the beach?
Well, you'll NEVER guess what, Amanda! 
Louis just happened to cut his foot.

Amanda:
Cut his foot? On what?

Harry:
A fucking sea urchin! 
A SEA URCHIN!
Stung him.
What are the chances unless someone JINXED IT?!

Amanda:
Are you honestly blaming me because your mate stood on a sea creature?

Harry:
No?
It all seems too suspicious.

Amanda:
Harry, I am back home, sitting in bed watching TV.
How the hell is it suspicious? 

Harry:
Your dream has become a reality. 

Amanda:
Harry, I was joking about that God damn dream. I never dreamed of s having sex and then you losing your genitals to a shark! It was a joke! I never meant it. How the hell is it suspicious?!

Harry:
:P
My friend got his foot mushed by a sea animal. I found it a little fishy.
...
HAHA, GET IT?! FISHY?

Amanda:
I thought you stopped with the terrible jokes?

Harry:
Never! My jokes are the best, admit it! 

Amanda:
They're really not but whatever makes you smile! 

Harry:
Louis has to go to the hospital.
Amanda, our performance is only hours away.
What if doesn't came back in time?
What if this ruins our chances? 

Amanda:
Oh, Harry :(
I'm sure he'll make a quick recovery! 

Harry:
It swelled up pretty bad :/
I hope he's better in a couple hours because we're shitting bricks right now.

Amanda:
He wants this as much as you and the other guys so he'll do what he can to be there, don't worry.
At least one good thing came from this: perhaps I am part psychic. And if I AM, that means you guys will get through and Louis will return in time. I dreamed I saw you on stage, Haz x

Harry:
Holy shit I adore you.

Amanda:
And I, you. Now, smile, take a deep breath and don't panic! Yo'll get through this, all of you!

Harry:
If we don't, I want a hand-job from you.

Amanda:
Harry.

Harry:
Sorry, I'm nervous and love you very much.

Amanda:
Still, that was quite sudden :)

Harry:
Speaking of which, when are we ever gonna get round to sexting? 

Amanda:
Never :)

Harry:
Aw, I thought it would be fun. Two virgins trying to talk dirty.

Amanda:
I wanna suck your dick so hard, Harry. I'll have you moaning my name over and over until you beg me to stop.

Harry:
fUCK AMANDA

Amanda:
See? Even a virgin can get semi-dirty.

Harry:
SEMI-DIRTY?!
...
You do know there are a lot of cameras filming from time to time and you've just got me so horny. I hope to God the camera doesn't catch my crotch right now.

Amanda:
Oh, my God! Haha!

Harry:
Damn you, woman! 

Amanda:
Anyway, back to the Lurchin topic.

Harry:
Lurchin?

Amanda:
Louis + urchin. I thought I would combine the names together.

Harry:
Ah, clever.
What's our names mixed together? Hamanda? Amarry?

Amanda:
Hamanda is easier to say but it sounds a little weird. Let's go with Hamanda just because we're just as weird as the name.

Harry:
Aw, Hamanda <3

Amanda:
Gotta love it! 

Harry:
Anyway, back to Lurchin?
Haha, it sounds so weird!

Amanda:
He'll be fine, Harry.
You'll sail through this stage of the show.
I have faith in you, I mean it.
You will do great! 
I love you x

Harry:
Fingers crossed because the time is flying by..