Harry:
I love you.
So much.
And I am so sorry that you had to endure a very masculine evening where all the gents but myself were immature.

Amanda:
Harry, I have had my fair share of growing up around boys - cousins, second cousins etc - so that was nothing, don't worry.
You weren't immature?! How many times did you brag about being a top notch baker?
Boy, all you did was unload the trucks and work at the till ;)

Harry:
And what do you work as?
OH! 
You don't, aye! 
So you can't be mean to me, Mands.
...
I was a perfect gentleman, I'll have you know.

Amanda:
You did ignore the guys quite a lot to stare at me.
Which, I may add, began to feel very uncomfortable. 

Harry:
Can I not admire you?

Amanda:
I didn't say you had to stop doing that.
I just meant when you are in the company of others, it's kind of rude...

Harry:
But you enjoyed me watching you? :)
Making sure you were safe and happy.
Like the perfect gentleman.

Amanda:
Fine, you were a gentleman but also a little rude to your new and rather odd friends.
I see what you mean about Liam being serious. He'll break out of that shell soon, you'll see :D

Harry:
I know he will. He's awesome.
They all are.
We're still at the stage of getting to know each other though.
...
We leave so soon for judges houses.
Ahaha, nervous!

Amanda:
Have you even thought of a name yet?

Harry:
No :/
Shame.
Too bad that I'm thinking about you instead <3

Amanda:
Harry, you need to take this seriously.
What names have you thought of?

Harry:
I've told you them all already!
Niall and the Potatoes is going down well with everyone except Louis and Liam...

Amanda:
Urgh.
I will not have a boyfriend in a band called Niall and the Potatoes.

Harry:
Urgh, sorry babe.
...
I'd much rather think of you anyway;)

Amanda:
Harry.

Harry:
Uh-huh?
<3
I love you.
To the moon and back.

Amanda:
An awfully long way to go.

Harry:
All the way up, just for you.
...
Like my penis when I think of you.
sSHIIT
I did not mean to send that! 
Sorry!

Amanda:
O_o

Harry:
But now that it's out there, it's true ;)

Amanda:
Lovely.
Just what I needed to know; your dick only goes up one way for me. 

Harry:
Like to the moon and back, all the way up towards the tippy-top!
...
"Look out for the One-Way Prick!"

Amanda:
"His dick is moving upwards!"

Harry:
"Let me tell you about my dick goin' one way for ma babe!"

Amanda:
OK, this is getting ridiculous. 
...

Harry:
Aw, we were just getting to the good headlines! 

Amanda:
Headlines?

Harry:
Headlines? You know?
It was almost like we were reading out news paper titles, aha! 
"Man's dick goes in one direction as he thinks about his chick! Read more on page ten!"
See? :P

Amanda:
I doubt the world would want to read about your penis going in one direction. They'll start to think you're taking weird penis drugs or something.

Harry:
Viagra :O

Amanda:
Exactly.

Harry:
Not too good then? :P
...
Holy shit.
Amanda, I've got it.
...
I actually have it.

Amanda:
You have viagra to make your dick stand one way? Wow, Harry too much information.

Harry:
No, I have a band name! 
One Direction!
It's perfect!

Amanda:
Harry, why would you want to call your band after your made-up headlines about your penis?

Harry:
Ah, but here's the clever part; say we take out the penis part of our conversation and go back to me loving you to the moon and back, OK? Now, let's say we - the five of us lads - want our singing careers to go up, towards the top - say the top of the charts, conquering the world with our music etc - we'd be going up in one direction.
...
Get it?
We only want to go that one way - OUR way. 
:D
I am a genius.

Amanda:
Well, I hate to break it to you but your penis seems to actually be the genius here.

Harry:
Oh, shut up ;)
...
But can you imagine it? Think of it being spoken in the dramatic X Factor voice:
"ONE DIRECTION!"
...
Yeah? :D

Amanda:
You are crazy but I have to admit ... it's better than Niall and the Potatoes :P x

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