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Dedicated to whammystyles because you're awesome. Ily! x
Sorry for the wait, guys! Don't forget to comment your thoughts! I'll give a dedication to whoever leaves my favourite comment! x
Harry:
I'm thinking something action packed for the cinema, maybe some good old horror?
Sound good?
Amanda:
No, rom-coms are better. That way we can leave laughing instead of shitting our pants, thanks very much! :P
Harry:
But if you shit your pants, you'd have to take them off ;)
Amanda:
Exactly, and so ... no horror movies. Not that I actually get freaked out by horror movies, it's just they're not as much fun at the cinema as they are at home. Because at home, you can watch your family's reaction as opposed to random strangers. My mother with horror movies oh, my God, do not get me started!
Harry:
My mum is worse I bet. She gets scared so easily.
Amanda:
So, no horror. Maybe there's some funny Disney thing on? There usually is.
Harry:
Yeah! Who doesn't love Disney?
Amanda:
People who don't like Disney.
Harry:
Shut up, you smart arse!
Amanda:
Make me, Styles!
Harry:
Was that a challenge? ;)
Amanda:
No. It was me suggesting you try something that you will most likely fail at. Ha!
Harry:
So mean to me. Good God. Why did I even ask you out, you vile woman?
Amanda:
Cos I'm fabulous.
Harry:
TOO fabulous for your own good.
Amanda:
Pfft, I know :3
Harry:
Not as fabulous as me though, I mean ... have you seen me? I'm amazing. Got the toned body, luscious locks, mesmerising eyes and all. How can women resist me? There must be about fifty of them knocking at my door each night just wanting to lay their eyes upon the gloriousness that is I.
Amanda:
Wow, Harry XD
Harry:
I speak but the truth :P
Amanda:
Sure.
Must suck that your girlfriend isn't one of those fifty women at the door.
Harry:
Fuck you.
...
Perhaps the reason for that is because I already have my girlfriend up in my bedroom? ;)
Amanda:
Tell her good luck, and that if she wants to survive, to run at the first chance she gets!
Harry:
Amandaaaaaa
Stop being mean to me :P
Amanda:
How am I being mean? :P
Harry:
Damn you.
Amanda:
Fuck you.
Harry:
If you wish. I'm free at eight tonight ;)
Amanda:
Shut up, Harry.
Harry:
Why don't YOU make me? :)
Amanda:
Stop it.
Harry:
Make me.
Amanda:
STOP IT.
Harry:
Make me.
Amanda:
Come.
Harry:
WHAT
...
AMANDA YOU DIRTY GIRL
Aw, I love you lots like jelly tots but even more now, yayyyyy
Amanda:
I wasn't being dirty! I was simply distracting you from saying 'make me' all the time. It seemed to work cos I bet your nether region is as hard as a maths paper right now.
Harry:
HARD AS A MATHS PAPER
>.<
I CAN'T AHAHAHAH
Amanda:
What?! I speak truth XD
Haha!
Harry:
God, you're amazing.
And correct, I'm all hot and bothered now :P
Amanda:
Aw, poor you. Go and fix it while I get something to eat.
Harry:
Why go get something to eat there when I have something you could eat right here? ;)
Amanda:
Go and sort yourself, Harry. For fuck sake.
XD
A/N: Sorry for the wait. I was struggling to find motivation to write this for some odd reason. Anyway, leave me your thoughts below. Spam me with comments if you like? Haha, my favourite comment will get a dedication! I love you al!
Cazza x
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