Harry:
Did you hear about the film Constipated?

Amanda:
WHAT?! No!

Harry:
It hasn't come out yet!
X'D

Amanda:
...
OH! I didn't realize that was a joke.
Well, a really bad joke.

Harry:
It was not!
It was gold medal worthy.

Amanda:
Well, you're gonna have to work because if I were a judge you wouldn't even be at bronze yet.

Harry:
Aw, why you be so mean? :(

Amanda:
It is the truth of the matter.

Harry:
I bet your jokes wouldn't be any better.

Amanda:
I don't know any jokes, Harry. It's not my kinda thing to be honest.

Harry:
Aw, I thought everyone knew a good joke?

Amanda:
Not everyone. What does your family think about your jokes?

Harry:
...
They hate them.

Amanda:
Ha-ha! I told you they were bad.

Harry:
:(

Amanda:
Sorry, Harry. I didn't mean it.
...
Harry...
I'm sorry!
Please come back.

Harry:
Am I not allowed to take a piss?

Amanda:
...Sorry.

Harry:
It's alright. You're just mean.

Amanda:
So are you when you want to be.

Harry:
So, what are you up to at the weekend?

Amanda: 
Most likely shopping with some friends.

Harry:
Ah, sounds good! What are you shopping for?

Amanda:
I don't actually know... 
Some books maybe?

Harry:
What kind of books?

Amanda:
Just anything that sounds good.

Harry:
Some classics? Maybe Fifty Shades of Grey? Or some Harry Potter? Twilight? That's MY favourite.

Amanda:
You're SO funny, Styles!

Harry:
Well, I don't know what kind of books you read!
Tell me? :)

Amanda:
Teen fiction mostly. Mythical fiction or just every day life fiction.

Harry:
Ah, I like my crime and mystery :P

Amanda:
Yes, I recall you telling me that a couple weeks ago.

Harry:
Did I? I can't even remember :/

Amanda:
Ha-ha, you did.
What about you? Any weekend plans?

Harry:
Most likely going to stay in and do homework, maybe read.

Amanda:
Go hang with your mates?

Harry:
Nah, they're going to footie practice.

Amanda;
You're not?

Harry:
I'm not feeling too good. Got a stomach bug so I'm taking the day off.

Amanda:
Aw, I hope you feel well soon :(

Harry:
It almost sounds as if you care ;)

Amanda:
Wouldn't you like that? Lol