Amanda:
What was with all the weird, jumbled-up messages?

Harry:
Hm? What jumbled messages?

Amanda:
The ones you sent me at three in the morning. You woke me up, by the way.

Harry:
Sorry! I must have rolled over my phone - I keep it beside my pillow at night.

Amanda:
Aw, bless!

Harry:
What? There may be an emergency, so why keep it at the other end of the room?

Amanda:
I don't know, I was just annoying you.

Harry:
Yeah, you're good at that...

Amanda:
Thank you.

Harry:
So, anyway! How are you today?

Amanda:
Well, it's the weekend, so pretty good.
You?

Harry:
Just swell! I'm just out for a morning stroll. The woods are lovely at this time of the morning. Very photogenic.

Amanda:
You like photography?

Harry:
I appreciate its beauty, yes. I did tell you not too long ago that I have a keen interest in exploring the wild. You should join me sometime?

Amanda:
Yeah, no thanks. I'd much rather be in bed watching something on Netflix with a cuppa in my hand.

Harry:
Imagine what else could be in your hand ;)

Amanda:
...

Harry:
Shit, sorry. I need to stop being so straight forward.

Amanda:
It's not very gentlemanly of you, Styles.

Harry:
Sorry :(
Forgive me?

Amanda:
I'm tempted. I'll let you off with a warning. Don't make me regret my choice of unblocking your number.

Harry:
I won't! :D
I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.

Amanda:
Yet you talk of what else I could be fondling.

Harry:
Hey! I could have meant a cup of coffee! Maybe a doughnut? Or a banana...? ;)

Amanda:
Or my cup of tea, like usual, yeah? :)

Harry:
I sigh in frustration! You're so defensive.

Amanda:
Sorry to hear that irks you.

Harry:
Nah, it's all good! You're feisty - I like feisty girls, they're attractive.

Amanda:
Are you trying to flirt with me?

Harry:
Why would you think that?

Amanda:
Harry.

Harry:
OK, I'm just very good with words when it comes to chatting with the ladies.

Amanda:
So you think.

Harry:
So I know ;)
Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation. You're dragging it on almost as if you're trying to play hard to get or possibly ... to flirt back? ;)

Amanda:
You've really given this a lot of though, haven't you?

Harry:
Not really, I just know when I'm being flirted with :P

Amanda:
Has anyone ever told you how in love with yourself you are?

Harry:
All the time :D