Harry:
Hey, what's the English homework on again?

Amanda:
I'm not in your class.

Harry:
Oh, yeah... I forgot about that.
Now that we're talking again, how are you doing?

Amanda:
You know very well that we're not in the same year, so therefore do not do quite the same homework. You knew and STILL decided to try the homework excuse?

Harry:
No?

Amanda:
Weirdo.

Harry: 
Meanie.

Amanda:
That, I am.

Harry:
No shit.

Amanda:
What do you want now?

Harry:
You didn't answer my question.

Amanda:
You didn't answer mine.

Harry:
I asked first!

Amanda:
I'm fine. Doing homework.
Now, what do you want?

Harry:
I'm good ... thanks for asking.
I wanted to chat, that's all.

Amanda:
You're not getting my sister's number, Styles.

Harry:
I don't want it anymore! I'm not asking for that! I just want to talk with someone other than myself or my hormonal older sister.

Amanda:
Are YOU the hormonal sister?

Harry:
-_-
Mands, I'm serious. Us lads, we don't message each other like girls do.

Amanda:
So I'm the next best option? Cheers mate, you're a star!

Harry:
Amanda, please just make conversation with me. I'm sorry I ever asked for your sister's number and said she was hotter than you. I didn't mean it to sound horrible.

Amanda:
Yes you did, Styles. Practically saying I'm not as good as my sister was heart breaking. You sure do know how to break someone's heart.

Harry:
I broke your heart?

Amanda:
I was being sarcastic.

Harry:
You were?

Amanda: 
It's kind of difficult to portray through text messages!

Harry:
Oh my God ... are you JEALOUS?!

Amanda:
Excuse me?

Harry:
Are you jealous that I said your sister was hotter than you?

Amanda:
No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be jealous?

Harry:
Because you like me. You did call me a jungle man, after all.

Amanda:
Yeah, but think of the connotations - smelly, half-naked, dirty, lonely, long hair. Why are you proud of being compared to Tarzan?

Harry:
He's well-built, strong, handsome, knows how to woo a lady. Sounds about right, don't you think? ;)

Amanda:
You're a skinny little arse, hardly a buff jungle man.

Harry:
I have a nice little arse. Funny that you've been paying enough attention to notice some details about my backside ;)

Amanda:
Get over yourself.