Alright, before I begin the story,  let me tell you which gender my friends in this chapter are and who I am. I'm gonna be using the name Casey even though that's not my real name. But it'll be the name everyone knows me as. Kerly is one of my friends. She's a girl. Wait, I should use exquisite vocabulary. Let me try again: One of my companions for life will be featured in this book. She is of the female gender and many know her as Kerly and blah blah blah now enjoy the story.

Casey:
OH OH OH OH OH

Kerly:
God no

Casey:
OH OH OH OH OH

Kerly:
PLZ NO

Casey:
OH OH OH OH OH

Kerly:
Y R U SO OBSESSED WITH ZOOTOPIA???????????

Casey:
BCUZ I AM

Casey:
OH OH OH OH OOOOOHHHH

Kerly:
Oh jeez. You need to stop watching Zootopia

Casey:
NEVER!!!!! >:D

Kerly:
-_-

Casey:
I messed up tonight

Kerly:
I didn't want it to come to this

Casey:
I lost another fight

Kerly:
But you leave me no choice

Casey:
I still mess up but I'll just start again

Kerly:
There's a line where the sky meets the ocean it's blindiiiing

Kerly:
And no one knoooooows how far it goooooooooes

Casey:
XD We all have our obsessions

Kerly:
Yea but at least I'm not as crazily obsessed with Moana like you and Zootopia

Casey:
IT WILL BE NUMBER ONE FUR-EVEEEEEEEER!!!! >:D

Kerly:
I SHORE did SEA what u did there

Casey:
YAY AWKWARD PUNS!!! :DDDDD

Kerly:
-_-

Kerly:
What makes you annoyed

Casey:
Nothing at all! I'm the awkward potato even though the one obsessed with potatoes is you and not me! :D

Kerly:
-_-

Casey:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Author: WELL DAZ IT FOLKS! This is the first chapter. It's short and doesn't have much humor but like all my stories, it gets better as it goes. :)