**So this is basically a sneak peak into the next "Fan Jack vs ZMU Jack" comic. I just thought it was too funny to not share. The texting scene is between The fan canon Jack and Skye so don't mistake him for my version of Jack**

Skye:
Jack :(

The_Best_Jack_Ever:
Yes Cellphone Addict :)

Skye: 
Savage I cnt sleep :( I spent too much time on InstaPaw :( Plz come over :(

The_Best_Jack_Ever:
Does it look like I care Skye 

Skye:
Ofc u care ur my boyfriend :(

The_Best_Jack_Ever:
Skye, I don't care about anything you have to say unless it's about sex. It should be obvious since literally 90% of our fanart is just my penis and your vagina interacting :v

Skye:
Ugh ur so mean >:( I hate you Jack! 

SKYE has left the chat

*The Next Day (they're talking in person now I'm not gonna put this bolded line in the comic tho)*

Skye: Ugh I really can't belive what you said last night Jack >:(

"Jack": I still don't care :v

Skye: Why did you even date me then!? >:( 

"Jack": Cuz of ur boobs :v 

Skye: Ugh we're breaking up! 

*2 minutes later*

"Jack": Wanna have sex? 

Skye: Sure :D 

Author: I hope y'all survived this cringe cuz I sure didn't :D