~THE FUTURE~

Kyle: YAY FINALLY MY TURN :D

Kyle: *rolls a six* WOOP WOOP SIX SPACES

Jason: *kicks the table*

Dice: *rolls a one*

Kyle: JASON THE F*CK?

Jason: What? I didn't do anything :3

Kyle: AGJDFGKAGDKAHDOADHKA ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Jason: WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Kyle: STOP LYING YOU LITTLE SH*T

Jason: YOU'RE THE LITTLE SH*T

Casey: *slaps them both* Profanity

Jason: But literally everyone curses :v

Casey: your dad and I don't curse :3

Jack: *bumps his toe against a table* F*CK

Casey: JACK YOU'RE NOT HELPING DANGIT

Jack: I AIN'T TRYING TO HELP

Casey: >:V

Kyle: JASON I WILL BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU IF YOU DONT PUT THE DICE ON THE SIX AGAIN

Jason: lolz you wouldn't be able to defeat me. I WAS TRAINED BY THE ONE AND ONLY DAD SAVAGE

Jack: Jason my name is Jack and you know it

Jason: but I like Dad Savage more :V

Jack: DON'T CALL ME THAT IT'S STUPID >:V

Kyle: YA KNOW WHAT!? *Charges at him*

Jason: *dodges* yeet

Kyle: UGGHHHHH *tries tackling again*

Alexa and Linda: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT :D

Casey: WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I LEAVE BOTH YOUR BODIES MISSING TONIGHT?

Jason and Kyle: NO

Casey: FINE THEN *joins the ball of fight*

Linda: *moves her piece ten blocks ahead* ;3;

Alexa: Uh I know I was chanting earlier but can we please stop fighting now? It's getting kinda boring .-.

Jack: Sad is more like it. Yo Alexa play Despicito

Alexa: ............I'm gonna go to bed *leaves*

Linda: *moves her piece to the last square* WOOPDEDOOP I WON :D

Jack, Casey, Jason, Kyle, and Alexa: WHAT

Jack: hmm...ya sure about that? *flips table over* :3

Linda: ;-; *starts crying*

Jack: ...sh*t...

Casey: JACK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SHE DOESN'T STOP CRYING ONCE SHE STARTS

Jack: I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THAT SENSITIVE >:V

Casey: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST HUNDRED TIMES

Casey: AHAHAHHAHAHAHSKAGDABDKAHDKADHKAHSJAK

Author: what a lovely family :3