Aight so imma juz be talkin bout someone REAL stoopid

Yea she was actually one of those BACKSTABBING PEOPLE I MET IN 4TH GRADE THAT PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND AND STABBED ME LATER WHILE NEVER EVEN SAYING SORRY >:V

Her name was Naima :p

So imma juz call her Sweary McSwearyPants cuz she swore. A LOT. Like moar den necessary and more den ANYONE even the ppl that swear a lot. No joke it was as if she didn't know English was a thing 

I'm fine with people swearing but it gets annoying when 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of ur sentences r swears. Even the peeps dat swear the most only swear 80% of their talk. Naima was just...extra. 

Anywho so she had a crush on one of my friends named Saben. And he WAS cute and u kno iz real when I say it cuz I didn't have a crush yep I was a weirdo but YA CANT BLAME ME FOR THINKING ALL THAT IS STUPID :D

Cuz I changed anyway ;v; 

So little Ms. DitchyPants had a habit of lying and spreading rumors and making herself seem so amazing that it gets unbelievable. So she said that Saben and her have a pretty close relationship and he calls her Rapunzel cuz she has long hair.

Welp

NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR SOMETHING AS REDICULOUS AS THAT IN MY LIFE O3O 

I'd just stand there and wonder how stupid this girl was to think we'd believe that. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER A TIME SABEN AND NAIMA TALKED! HE CERTAINLY DIDNT HAVE ANY INTEREST IN HER AT ALL

The shy kid would call a girl Rapunzel? Dafluq? HECK SABEN TALKED TO ME MORE OFTEN THAN HER LIKE WTF I DONT EVEN THINK HE KNOWS THAT NAIMA SAID ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT HIM

Saben didn't even seem like the type that would be so into girls. He seemed to be almost a copy of me: just living in ur own universe

Even if he DID have a crush on Naima (doubt it) how the fluq would he get that much courage to flirt with her? 

Oh and take note kids we were in THE FOURTH FLIPPIN GRADE. WE WERE ALL 8 OR 9 YEARS OLD. AINT NOBODY WHOS A SHY KID GONNA FLIRT WHEN THEYRE 8 OR 9 YEARS OLD

yea she was...ridiculous. The best part waz when I told my mom and she's like "WAT U SRS??? ISNT SABEN THAT KID THAT LIVES IN THE SAME BUILDING AND WE SEE HIM IN THE ELEVATOR? HE LOOKS LIKE A PRINCE! WHY TF WOULD HE HAVE THE HOTS FOR SOMEONE AS UGLY AS NAIMA! SHES NOT EVEN PRETTY ON THE INSIDE! In fact I think she's even worse on da inside."

X) Mom I love you so much