Okay yea so I delayed for a bit. U can't blame me tho cuz THSI BOOK IS JUST SO ANNOYING

So anywho

This is the chapter where Jack and Judy meet

Wow. That's pretty strong for describing the rich. Suits Donald Trump perfectly :D

Yea pretty ironic. Wanna know another thing? My curiosity of reading bad books and getting the temptation to review them has gotten me stuck here with u >:(

Jackson? Who tf is Jackson? Where's Nick? SERIOUSLY WHRE TF IS HER PARTNER??????

Dayum Judy's a ditch

No seriously she's a fluqing ditch! She just assumed what Jack's backstory is without hesitation! And there is a small part where they explain Jack's mom and dad weren't the best but that backstory was so small I instantly forget it every five seconds

But in the first movie we see Judy get into some real big poop after assuming the nighthowlers r the wolves and that all preds r bad. She learned her lesson. But then over here she's back to it??? HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS SHOWN COMPLETELY USELESS IN THIS BOOK!

U SAID THAT ALREADY IN THE LAST LINE! MOVE ON!

Hahaha Jack ur so funny

And Judy's an even BIGGER ditch. I mean come on when u think Judy Hopps, do u think someone that refers to themselves as "yours truly"?????

Anywho in the next chapter we get to see a bit of Jack's views on Judy

Wow ur a ditch :D

Seriously tho he just assumes that Judy's a figurehead. That means someone who is a leader without doing anything. Why does everyone assume everything here?!

Yea this is just to make Jack more relatable. MOVING ON

So in the next chapter, someone tries to shoot Jack

Oh wait no that's the chapter after the next chapter

The next chapter is really the author just being random

See?

Anywho NOW it's where Judy takes the bullet for Jack

In the end of the chapter

Yea so there's some chaos and bla bla bla next chapter where she rlly takes the bullet

Oh yea and in one of the chapters someone comments this

DUDE! WTF? WUT R U 1873?! WOMEN R NO LONGER PROPERTIES OR DAMSELS IN DISTRESS! I can't believe I am saying this stupid thing but GET WITH THE TIMES U IDIOT

As my friend Ari would say, "SUSHI ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLLS"

Sadly we never get to know who did this. I guess the author just FORGOT for the rest of the WHOLE BOOK that she wrote this

So Jack's in the hospital while Judy's on the hospital bed and she survived. Well I can't say anything bout that cuz hey we all need some drama but without our main leads dying and they didn't pass the boundary of realism sooo yea xdddddd

Her partner that was never in the Bodyguard Duty with her :D SO LOYAL AMIRITE :DDDDD

Wow. Even in a NON Wildehopps book u ship Judy and Nick more than the actual couple. SERIOUSLY IT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE

Also SHUT UP DIANA NO ONE WANTS U HERE AND U HAVE NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN A LOVE INTEREST FOR NICK

Anyway in the next chapter Jack talks to Judy while she's acting drunk cuz of wut the hospital gave her

pfft BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST LINE IN THE BOOK

"Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm falling unconscious" I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHO SAYS THAT XDDDDD

So yea this is the end of the chapter.

I swear it only made me ship Wildehopps even MORE

Anywho yea this is the end if Meet Bleh part two and part three will be coming out when I get my sanity back

I swear this book is gonna be the end of me