Jack: *walking*

Izzie: *sees him* Oh hi Jack

Jack: Shi-I CANT EVEN CURSE BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK GOD CRAMMIT

Izzie: So what's up?

Jack: MY LIFE BEING HORRIBLE

Izzie: Aww why?

Jack: BECAUSE YOU EXIST IN IT 

Izzie: Haha very funny Savage

Jack: DONT CALL ME THAT

Izzie: Wh-

Jack: CUZ I SAID SO SHAT UP

Izzie: Why are you so grumpy all of a sudden?

Jack: CUZ CASEY'S MAD AT ME AGAIN FOR THE LAMEST THING EVER

Izzie: ???

Jack: I stole one of her cupcakes again .-.

Izzie: seriously...

Jack: WAT THEYRE GOOD I CANT HALP IT IF SHE HAS DEM GUD FOOD >:V

Izzie: But y is she mad at u for that?

Jack: CUZ ITS OUR FRIENDSHIP

Izzie: Doesn't seem like a stable friendship to me

Jack: OH SHAT UP WOMAN SHUT DA FLUQ UP U HAV NO RIGHTS TO JUDGE HER WHEN UR OUT HERE LATE AT NIGHT WHEN ITS AS FREEZING AS FLUQING TUNDRATOWN AND UR WEARING PANTIES

Izzie: Uh...these are shorts

Jack: THEYRE PANTIES WEAR SOMETHING WOMAN

Izzie: -_- anyway ya sure there's nothing I can do to make u feel better? *inches closer*

Jack: U CAN DIE :D

Izzie: ...uh how about something else. I can make something for you to eat.

Jack: NO I DONT TRUST YOU UR GONNA MAKE SOMETHING AND THEN EITHER POISON IT OR ADD SOME SORT OF THING THAT MAKES ME SLEEPY AND FLUQING RAPE ME SO FLUQ NO D:<

Izzie: What...child...what the fluq do you watch???

Jack: MY LIFE'S TWISTED DONT ASK

Izzie: Jack what is wrong with you?

Jack: I DONT KNOW FAK IT AND FAK U IM GONNA GO HOME I HOPE UR SLEEP IS FULL OF NIGHTMARES *teleportz outta here*

Izzie: Well...

Author: I should really draw Izzie .-.