Jack:
Hey Casey

Casey:
Hewwo ^v^

Jack:
I relish these amazingly inadequate feasts identified as cupcakes and would remarkably adore one momentarily

Casey:
wut da fluq did u juz say

Jack:
I said "I really like cupcakes and want one now"

Casey:
okay. next time can you maybe, I dunno, speak modern English that doesn't make you sound like u juz came from the Medival area? 

Jack:
XDDDD lol sure 

Author: lol dis iz wut I feel like when seeing a Jack Savage talk like dis XDDD