Clumsy Cupid
"Guardains may I get your attention!!" North boomed.
The six guardains who were all sprawled onthe couches looked up.
"What is it North? " Jack asked yawning.
"We are gonna have guest guardain coming for a few days stay" North informed.
"Guardian of what?" Hiccup asked curiously.
"Guardian of love" North said and Repunzal's eyes widened.
"You-you mean CUPID!!" She screamed making everyone cover their ears.
"You mean the dude inthe diaper" Eugene asked bored and North shook his head.
"No those are his workers, like I have elves and yetis" he explained and Eugene rolled his eyes.
"Wait I read it some where that he is irresistibly handsome" Elsa asked and North nodded.
"Yes but only to women, they are hopelessly attracted to him" North said.
"What! That's nonsense!" Flynn shouted crossing his arms.
"I agree" Merida said frowning.
"Deny as much as you want but that's truth. Oh I still remember last time" North said scratching his beard.
Flash back
"Let go of me!! I need Valentine!!." Tooth shouted while Bunny tried to hold her back from the spirit of love.
"Please ask them to shut up!!" Valentine said clutching his ears while the baby tooth's chirped near him.
"Can't you do something!!My workshop is over run by all the female guardains that exist!!" North groaned covering his ears while the female guardains chanted
"Valentine!!
Valentine!!
We love you!!!
Valentine!!
Your my life"
Flash back finnished
North shuddered at the horrible memory.
"So that's why we taken some precautions this time" North said throwing all three of the necklaces with a green stone pendant.
"Wear them at any cost" he ordered before catching a plate of cookies and then going back to his study.
"Yeah right, irresistibly handsome" Merida mocked playing with the necklace in her hand.
"I can't believe that guy, stole my title" Eugene said over dramatically and everyone rolled their eyes.
"You mean, my title" Jack smirked and the two got in a argument to who the title belongs to. ( personally I think it belongs to Hiccup ;) )
Merida gave the necklace, one last look and decided to throw at the back of the couch.
"Wait Mer, what are you doing" Hiccup asked grabbing her hand.
"Throwing it away" Merida said in a duh tone.
"You can't throw it away, North give you that for a reason. So you should wear it" he said and Merida groaned before wearing it.
"Hiccup's right, we should wear it too" Eksa said putting it on and Repunzal shrieked.
"Hiccelsa!!" She shouted
"Hic-what?" Merida asked confused alongside with Hiccup and Elsa.
"I meant was that Hiccup and Elsa you two should totally date. I mean you guys think so alike and..." Repunzal carried on. (Merricup and Jelsa isn't still official. Only ship sailing right now is Eugenzal)
"Sorry Punz but I dont ship Hicelsa" Hiccup said and Elsa nodded in agreement.
"What do you think, Mer? " Hiccup asked Merida who was pretending to be to busy playing with her necklace to pay attention to the recent conversation..
Before Merida could reply, a rose scent filled the workshop and everyone's eyes turned into a dreamy gaze.
"What's that awesome fragrance" Hiccup said exhaling it more.
"Guardains I like to introduce you to Cupid" North said from behind them and the big six turn around to see a handsome tall young man standing beside North. He had black curly hair which were slightly falling I in his eyes, with dark blue eyes and his skin was slightly tan. He was wearing a black tail coat with a rose in its pocket. His blue eyes wandered around the big six and he held a confident heart melting smirk.
"Hello big six, I am cupid. The spirit of love but my real name is Valentine"he said in a dark velvety voice that gives you the shivers.
"I am Repunzal, the spirit of Curiosity and your biggest fan" she said trying her best not swoon when he smiled at her showing his perfect white teeth.
"Well i am Eugene, Spirit of Mischief and Repunzal's husband!!" he said putting his arm around Repunzal's shoulder.
"Aww Jealousy, one of the most hilarious feeling because the things poeple do in jealousy are priceless. Right readers" he said winking at Eugene who turned red.
"I am not jealous" Eugene stated crossing his arms.
"Ofcourse you are, I can smell it. It smells like dead roses" he said wrinkling his nose.
"Ok next" he quickly added.
"Well I am Jack Frost and I am a loner" *story of my life*
Cupid smirked looking at him and then at Elsa. "Don't lie Jack you are very much in love and slightly nervous. Don't worry I have no intention to steal your girl" he whispered the last part and moved and on to the next person.
"Oh nice to meet you Queen Elsa, you know your parents love story is one of my favourites and I think yours is gonna join my list soon too" Valentine smirked looking at Jack's direction and Elsa blushed. Halfly because of his smirk and halfy because of what he said.
"Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, you know what happened to the first two?. They died when they were thrown inthe cold mountains because they were considered as weaklings" Valentine said patting his back.
"But lucky for you, you reached the age of twenty" he added.
"How do you know that?" Hiccup asked in surprise, he was trying from forever to find about them.
"I am cupid, I even know your heart's desires and your weaknesses and by the way they work for me so I know" he said folding his hand behind his back in a professional manner.
"And next we have-" Valentine's eyes widened seeing the figure infront of him.
"Marilyn" he gasped with wide eyes.
"No actually its Merida" Merida said confused at his reaction.
"Dunbroch? I suppose?" He asked praying hard and Merida nodded.
"Knew it!, the red hair was enough to tell" Valentine said snapping his fingers in victory.
"Merida can you do me a favour and tell me if you know this poem
if love's a rose
Then I will prick my fingers on thorns first
And then smell the scent
For without hardships their isn't any love
And the love you have for me
Are like gloves that
Will forever protect me-"
"Forever and always
Is what we say
And that we will keep
If you ever die, I will forever weep
But death will never come between
The love we keep" Merida finnished and everyone stared at her in shock.
"You know love poems!!" Repunzal screamed.
"Well yeah, this one is my favorite" Merida mumbled.
"And why is it your favourite Merida?" Valentine asked.
"Well for starters my mother used to recite it every day in hopes for me to learn it. I kinda got used to it. Second of all this poem is different. It shows the negative side of love while others are like ' your my sunshine, when you set my world darkens'. Yuck!" She said making a disgusted face and others laughed.
"You know I kinda sang this to your great grandmother" Cupid said looking shyly onthe ground, with blush creeping on his cheeks.
"No way!!" Merida said shaking both of his shoulders in excitement.
"Ok awkward reunion" Hiccup said coughing loudly.
"Nah, we aren't family Hic, my mother once told me that one of my ancestors saved one of the Roman soliders during a fight. They fell in love but then my great grandmother was married to the winner of the clans and her lover was killed" Merida explained.
"Well that is true, me and Marilyn wanted to run away but we were caught and I was killed a day before her wedding. I died inthe name of love and became cupid" Valentine explained.
"Aww that's so sad" Repunzal said with sad eyes.
"Its called reality" Valentine said sadly.
"Wait your saying your mom's grandmother was in love with a Roman" Hiccup said with wide eyes.
"No, as much as I heard Marilyn barley survived six months after the wedding. After that the king was married to Marilyn's sister who is my real great grandmother" Merida said thinking hard.
"I think falling in love with a enemy runs inthe family"Valentine said leaning against a wall.
Merida immediately turned red and Jack smirked." I get it! It means Merida lik-"
"Shut the hell up Frost!!" Merida taking out her bow and arrow.
"Bow and arrow huh? I got a pair too" Valentine said taking out a blood coloured bow and black coloured arrows.
"One hit and the person will fall in love with anything he first sees living or non living" he said pointing the arrow at the elf carrying a gift.
"Valentine its time to go now" North said appearing from his study wearing a black suit with green and red stripped tie.
"We are going to the seasonal meeting of holidays so see you guys later and Valentine keep your bow and arrow here. Remember what happened last time" North said sternly and Valentine nodded
"See you later guardians, and especially you" he said to Merida patting her cheek.
"You too" Merida said in a excited tone and Hiccup mentally groaned.
A bulb lit in Jack's head when he heard the bow and arrow will stay here.
Valentine waved one last time to guardians before going with North to the sleigh.
"Isn't he the cutest" Repunzal sighed dreamily causing Flynn to frown.
"Nonsense, he was nothing but a big flirt" he said grumpily causing Elsa to glare at him.
"Watch your tongue, Rider" she said taking out a ice spike and Flynn gulped.
"Hey snowflake, chill down" Jack said and ice spike melted.
"Come on Elsa! Lets go meet Anna in Arendelle!!" Repunzal suggested and Elsa nodded as two cousins went to get a snowglobe.
"Well me and Toothless are going to do some research" Hiccup said going outside.
"Well guess it's just the three of us, just the poeple I needed" Jack said with a mischievous smirk and Merida and Eugene's eyes widened.
"What are you planning, frost" Flynn said a smirk tugging on his lips.
"Yeah better be good" Merida said.
"Oh it will be" Jack said taking out his staff
"You surprise me frost" Flynn said smirking
"I gotta admit that too, Ryder" Merida said joining
"Well thank you my friends, to help me steal this valuable weapon" Jack smirked walking away but Flynn grabbed his hoodie and pulled him back.
"Not so fast frost, do you even know how to use a bow and arrow?"Merida asked.
"Well no" Jack mumbled looking down.
"Well then I will be taking this" Merida said taking the bow and arrows from his hands.
"What are you gonna do with it exactly?" Flynn asked Merida who was aiming at Phil
"Cause trouble ofcourse but lets test it first?" Merida replied letting go of the arrow at Phil's direction.
The arrow zoomed inthe air and hit Phil inthe stomach then disappeared into red fireworks.
Trio stared at Phil in curiosity as he stood there frozen for about to two seconds. Staring at the Burnett infront him.
"Uh oh" was all Flynn was able to mutter as Phil started running in his direction.
"Help!!" Flynn shouted running around the workshop followed by Phil whose arms were open wide to give Flynn a hug.
"Make him stop!!
Make him stop!!" Flynn shouted at the top of his lungs.
"How?!!" Merida shouted as she and Jack ran after Phil.
"Shoot another arrow at him" Jack panicked as Phil knocked down another pile of presents trying to reach his beloved Flynn.
"Okay" Merida replied loading a another arrow and trying to keep up with Phil.
"I can't aim properly if he keeps moving!!" Merida groaned.
"Just focus and try!!" Flynn panted.
"Fine here it goes" Merida said releasing the arrow but Phil was too fast, he missed the arrow by a millimeter and the arrow got his new victim.
"What the hell, you doing mate-" Bunny was cut short by the sudden thoughts coming in his mind. He looked at admirably at Phil. How gratefully he ran, how beautiful was his roar. His heart filled with jealousy as he saw Phil running after Flynn. He gritted his teeth and clenched his fist.
I tell you this is the best love triangle ever.
"And now I wish I was dead" Merida murmured as she saw the scene unfold infront of her.
"Are you kidding me? This is the best thing you ever did" Jack said rollling inthe air laughing his head off and Merida gritted her teeth.
"Don't make me use this on you!!" She threatened and Jack raised his arms floating straight inthe air.
"I have got a plan, you grab a snow globe and I will grab Flynn. We will make our grand escape" Jack said flying towards Flynn and Merida nodded running towards North's office.
"Arendelle Ballroom" she shouted running inside the portal followed by Jack who was trying his best to keep a grip on Flynn as they hovered in air.
Phil and Bunny just came a second to late. As the portal closed in their faces.
In Arendelle
"Well what beautiful party your highness" the duke said bowing and Elsa smiled
"Glad your enjoying it" she replied and the duke left.
"Anna I am so proud of you hosted such a grand party. Nothing could go wrong-"
Thump!!
A heavy thud came followed by a gasp.
"Great!" She heard the fimiliar Scottish accent.
Elsa, Anna, Repunzal and Kristoff ran to the scene where their friends were piled one over another. "Jack your freezing both of us" Flynn shouted at the poor guy who was sandwiched inthe middle.
The guest looked terrified at the trio who just came from the thin air.
"Hey having a good time?, don't mind us we are just chilling" Jack joked earning a punch from Merida.
Anna, Rapunzal and Kristoff ran to help them while Elsa stood there beet root red.
Why do her friends always do things that embrass her in front of her kingdom?.
20 minutes later
"I don't even know how you three ended being guardians, stealing some one else's weapon and then using it!!" Elsa scolded them.
"Then you make Flynn run a marathon and poor Bunny also gets hit by an arrow because of your poor aim" she added.
"Oh no" Repunzal whispered, Elsa had said the wrong thing. Merida was proud of her archery and the fact she never missed the target. This thing would surely get her to fire up.
"Your right" Merida spoke her face looked humiliated ,defeated. Her eyes held I am useless expression. Everyone was shocked but the next sentence gave them a heart attack.
"Maybe I should stop doing archery" she mumbled leaving the room.
No no no Merida, you can't stop doing archery. Your my inspiration!!. Readers help!!.
Repunzal saw as her friend left the room. There was silence and tension was getting thicker and thicker.
Elsa looked the most guilty, stupid! Stupid! She scolded in her mind.
Nobody knew what to say. Merida never gave up like that. Missing the target really meant something big for her.
The silence was cut off by heavy panting.
"Hi..guys..I finally found you" Hiccup said sitting down and trying to regain his breath.
"What's wrong?" He asked looking at the dimmed faces.
"And Where is Merida?" He asked anxiously.
"Well the thing is....." Jack started explaining.
"That's not possible, Merida will never quit archery. It's her passion" Hiccup comment shaking his head in misbelieve.
"Well she looked pretty serious" Flynn replied.
"Let me go and talk to her" Hiccup decided leaving the room.
"Do you think he can convince her?" Anna asked.
"Only one way to find out" Repunzal whispered tip toeing out of the room.
"Merida" Hiccup called knocking onthe door..
Silence
"Merida I am coming in" he said opening the door with a creak.
Hiccup's eyes adjusted to the darkness and he spotted Merida sitting onthe window's edge staring at the moon.
"Hi," he said softly sitting opposite to her.
"Hey" Merida replied looking at him.
"Hiccup can I ask you a question?"
"S-sure"
"Did you ever feel useless?"
"For the first fifteen years of my life. Merida have you ever felt useless?"
"I am feeling useless since Flynn got his powers"
"Why?" Hiccup asked leaning closer watching her intently.
"I am the only who hasn't discovered her powers yet and I am getting sick of waiting" Merida said gritting her teeth.
"Just be patient and-"
"Hiccup, it's over a year now. I guess I will be the only one without any unique talents"
"Well that's unique itself" Hiccup mumbled.
"And now I can't even shoot properly"Merida said looking at the ground where Valentine's bow and arrow was sprawled, unwanted.
"So you think quitting archery will help?" Hiccup asked taking her hand softly.
"I don't know" she murmured avoiding eye contact as Hiccup's grip on her hand tightened.
"Merida, I don't know anyone who can shoot better than you. It doesn't matter if you make mistake once, besides this isn't even your own bow and arrow. Everyone has better control over their own weapon or I have better control over Toothless than other dragons. Remember when I first flew with cloud jumper" Hiccup said a grin spreading on his face as Merida started laughing at the memory.
"Or when Elsa and Jack's power got switched and Elsa couldn't use the staff" he added causing Merida to laugh more.
Hiccup opened his arms and Merida dived in them as he stroked her hair in comfort.
"Not having powers doesn't make you lesser than anyone, not having muscles didn't make lesser than any Viking and I once used to be their Cheif. Your more stronger than anyone of us because you managed to cope up without anyone powers."
"Your right, I was acting stupid" Merida said finally releasing from the hug.
"No you weren't, I understand you felt left out. If it was possible I would ask Manny to take away my powers as well. Then we could be both ordinary guardians" Hiccup grinned
"Wohoo, Merricup!! Merricup!!" Repunzal shouted.
They both looked down the window to see the gang floating a few feet off the ground.
Merida and Hiccup blushed but the next thing Merida did surprised them all.
She kissed Hiccup's cheek and then shouted to Repunzal " I ship it!!".
Hiccup was so surprised that he almost fell down from the window.
"Flynn catch me!" Repunzal shouted as she fainted from excitement.
Back at the workshop
"Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Valentine was laughing his head off seeing the scene infront of him.
"Valentine I don't know which of your evil worker did this but I want this fixed right this instant" North boomed.
"Oh boy" Tooth whispered worriedly as she saw heartbroken Bunny.
"Well look who's back!" North said as the six stepped out of the portal with Toothless.
"Hello Merida" Valentine said coming towards Merida.
"I had a feeling you and Hiccup are official now" he grinned causing the baby tooth's to faint.
"Well the information is quite correct but there is something else" Merida muttered guilty.
"What is it?" Valentine asked getting serious.
"I am sorry Jack stole your bow and arrow and I used it without your permission" Merida mumbled handing him his bow and arrow.
Instead of looking angry Valentine started laughing. "Good joke" was all he said.
"No I am serious, this mess is all caused by me" she said gesturing to Phil who was chasing Flynn again inthe background and Tooth trying to soothe a heartbroken Bunny.
Valentine shook his head and with a serious expression he explained " Any guardian that isn't Cupid or his worker can't use my arrows. In simple words these arrows are like ordinary arrows, the person using them should have the power of love to transfer inthe arrows"
"But Merida did it, me and Flynn saw it with our own eyes" Jack protested and then heavy silence fell on everyone.
"That means Merida is cupid as well!!" Repunzal shrieked and Valentine's eyes widened.
"No no no no this can't be happening" he muttered in disbelief.
"Oh yes yes yes" North grinned, the two knew something the rest didn't know.
"Can someone please explain something" Merida asked confused.
"Yeah a little information would help here" Hiccup asked.
"This is great!, your the one.!!" Valentine cheered taking Merida's hands and lifting her off the ground. His gigantic white wings had appeared.
"I am the one for what!" She asked.
"To help me get back Marilyn" he said grinning widely.
The others turned to North who's face was red with excitement.
"But first Valentine!" North demanded.
"Oh sorry" Valentine said snapping his fingers and then Bunny and Phil woke up from the love spell on them.
"North an explanation" Hiccup demanded.
"Well when Valentine was made a guardian, Manny promised him that one day he will be reunited with his love Marilyn but he would require the assistance of another. Well lets say Merida fulfilled that description besides she is related to Marilyn. All the souls which died from sickness live in this other place but since many poeple die natural death it's really hard to find the soul your looking for but its easy for relatives to find relatives. As far as I know poeple can track down till 5 level of ancestors" North explained.
"Merida will get her powers as cupid after she reunites the two lovers" Tooth added excited.
"What!" Merida asked confused.
"The powers are really cool, you get these awesome wings. Magical arrows which vary, there are hate arrows, sleeping arrows, anger arrows and alot alot more." Valentine explained.
"So your willing to help me?" Valentine asked his eyes were literally begging Merida to agree.
"Ofcourse I will help you but does being cupido means leaving my friends? " she asked.
"No no ofcourse not, I will call you when there is rush hours or if I am sick or hurt so there is someone to lead my workers" Valentine explained.
"Fine I am with you" Merida agreed and then they shook hands.
"Well we better be going" Valentine declared.
Merida gave everyone a hug and said goodbye. Nobody knew how long this mission would take.
"I am gonna miss you the most, dragon boy" she whispered to Hiccup as she hugged him.
"I am gonna miss you too, my clumsy cupid"
A month later
"Well it looks like I am the only loner in this group," Hiccup said sitting onthe roof looking at the moon.
A few weeks back Jelsa had happened and now everyone had a couple. Even Toothless found a another nightfury that Hiccup still can't believe.
"Well it's just me-"
"And Me" a fimilair voice called and Hiccup couldn't believe at person flying infront of
him.
"Mer , you look-" Hiccup said not believing who was infront of him.
"Different?" Merida asked unsurely.
"I was gonna say beautiful but that too" Hiccup grinned as Merida flew towards him.
"I missed you," he said removing a red strand of hair from her eyes.
"My clumsy cupid"
The End
Incase your wondering how Merida is looking.
OR
Ok I know this is a pretty weird oneshot, I still have no Idea why I typed this thing inthe first place.
You should know that I am taking a break from writing and this is actually a oneshot I completed a long time ago but forgot about it but Today I found it when I was going through my unpublished one shots. Well I think I am ready to type after 3 days so hopefully there would be something to read Sunday.
Ok bye
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