Time 4 some I hope to be good comedy, 4 da next chappie here I'm gonna make it Law's B-day!! CRAYCRAY STYLE!!!

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It was just another sunny day, only...something was wrong, and when I mean wrong, I mean WAY WRONG.

To say that Law was a bit panicked would be an understatement, it was too quiet on the ship to be naturally possible, see whenever Luffy wasn't by the captain's side he would be causing some ridiculous catastrophe or causing trouble for the other crewmates.

But...it was silent, silent as the grave, and that's what was wrong.

It completely and utterly freaked Law out to no end, he just knew something was wrong.

Law's POV

I paced back and forth on the deck, we haven't really left the surface since there haven't been any sight of marines or other pirates.

And we didn't have to worry about weather anymore thanks to Luffy-ya...SHIT THAT'S RIGHT LUFFY-YA!

I almost forgot about the source of my current stress and sighed, 'well if he ain't gonna come to me, I'm gonna have to go to him'

I changed my course and entered the sub with a deep scowl, 'I swear if something blows up he's gonna get it' as I stormed through the empty halls another problem made itself known and I stopped abruptly in the center.

'Wait...EMPTY!? WHERE IS EVERYONE!?' I quickly lost my cool realizing I haven't seen anyone for almost three hours, around the time things went quiet.

Okay, now it was time to panic a bit, "HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU!? LUFFY-YA THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"

Who knows they all could just be in the mess hall slacking off, so I didn't want to seem worried over nothing.

?????'s POV

"HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU!? LUFFY-YA THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"

I giggled at the voice of the heart pirate's captain, "*chuckles* it looks like we finally caught his attention"

A devilish smirk was plastered on my face imagining the events to come, I turned to my three companions, "okay, you guys know what to do, begin operation: SUPRISE ATTACK"

The three shadowed figures nodded their heads in a salute, "YES SIR!" They swiftly yet quietly left the mess hall, as I licked my lips in impatient excitement.

Ohh, just wait till he gets here! He'll be so suprised!

Law's POV

The silence that was bugging me to no end was now getting eerily ominous as the time went by, I continued to shout for my crew but no responce was made, especially from my beloved Luffy-ya.

Now I was getting into the extremely worried state every pirate knows as, 'PROTECTIVE/WORRIED CAPTAIN MODE'

"GUYS IF YOU DON'T COME OUT HERE FUCKING RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TEAR THIS SHIP PIECE BY PIECE!"

I was now ripping open all doors near me searching through the rooms like a scavenging animal, my stress levels were beginning to go through the roof when-

'CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!'

I froze, my body went stiff as my mind suddenly blanked, quickly gathering my thoughts back together I slowly turned my head ready to give the person a massive scolding and demanding to know where the others were.

But I realized, looking right at them...it wasn't a member of my crew..or should I say they weren't members of my crew.

The three wore long unrecognizable dark cloaks hiding their entire bodies including the face.

Two of them looked about the same size for an average man while the third one was quite taller with a roundish body, my mind went back into panic mode realizing there were intruders on the ship, but then it formed into rage.

I noticed the three of them flinch when my hat shadowed my expression, "where. is. my. crew?"

The two smaller ones cowered back in fear as the other one took a step back from my deadly tone, "where. is. my. Luffy-ya!?"

Now all three of them seemed to have caught the danger of the situation as they started to silently flail and fumble around, which actually was agitating me even more from not getting an immediate responce.

As soon as I took one step forward, they fled, zooming off with an impressive speed, they zoomed down the hallway.

Feeling my rage spike, I grabbed ahold of Kikoku and unsheathed my sword, my blood lust now going out of control "COME BACK HERE!" I screeched giving chase.

?????'s POV

"COME BACK HERE!"

I smiled at the shout, this meant that operation: SUPRISE ATTACK was going just as planned, "okay mina get in place! Here comes the captain!"

Me and my comrades hid around the huge room leaving the place looking like it was deserted, "GET BACK HERE SO I CAN DISEMBOWL YOUR GUTS, SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS AND CHOP YOU TO BITS SO I CAN FEED YOU TO THE SEAKINGS!"

I was actually quite impressed, noticing how the three cowards haven't made a single shriek destroying their cover, I heard myself chuckle in amusement as the three burst through the door now taking their own hiding spots in frantic movement.

'Here it comes' I mentally mused.

Law's POV

I threw one of the scalpels I kept on me at all times but I figging missed! Only nicking one of their heads they made a tight left turn down the hall.

Then I sped up to get them back into my sight but I stopped, they were nowhere in sight, but the door to the mess hall was left swinging open in an ominous way.

But I knew better.

A cruel, sadistic and enraged smile found it's way onto my face, they were trapped with nowhere to go.

Taking my sweet time just to tease them more, I slowly walked up to the door, making sure that each step echoed down the hall giving them the feeling of dread.

Images of thoroughly torturing the bastards filled my mind as I started a crazed laugh like I was induced with madness.

"Hahahahaha! Fools, now you're trapped, and I'm going to make you suffer in ways you can't even fathom"

I kicked open the door with a psychotic grin on my face that could even give Eustass Kidd-ya nightmares.

I paused and frowned discovering the room dark and seemingly empty, I huffed and reached for the lights ready to give them a good suffering, but something completely unexpected happened when the room was alight.

?????'s POV

I grinned as he finally flicked on the lights and jumped out of my hiding spot with everyone else, shouting at the top of my lungs.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORAO!"

I showed off a huge toothy smile at the shellshocked pirate and ran up to him with a hug, "HEY TORAO! WE MADE YOU A SUPRISE PARTY JUST FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE IT!?"

After getting no responce and looked up, my heart stopped.

Torao was crying.

The whole room froze apon realization of the captain's state, "AH! CAPTAIN WHAT'S WRONG!?" "DID WE DO SOMETHING BAD!? WE'RE SORRY!"

Everyone begun to huddle around us in worry for his behavior, "LAW!? I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T LIKE PARTIES! I'LL TEAR IT ALL DOWN!-" "NO!"

The whole room went silent from his outburst, I looked down in shame, "the whole party was my idea Torao, don't blame anyone else" I mumbled.

"Luffy-ya...guys, thank you so much, this means a lot to me" I felt myself get enveloped into a warm hug as a few tears slipped out of the corners of my eyes, "you like it?" I questioned.

"I love it...now what are we waiting for!? Let's fucking party till we drop!"

The whole room erupted in cheers as he broke away from me to the huge cake Yorokobi baked for the celebration, I smiled at his retreating form.

'Note to self: make more suprise parties'