Many are pinterest inspired. You can choose which is Arthur and which is Merlin as long as it doesn't say names. Comment on your favourites, and I could make a chapter about the most popular one. If you really like one, and want to make a story about it, go ahead. Just tell me the name of your book when it's made so I can read it.
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"Are you clinicaly insane or incredibly annoying?"

"I don't know probably both."

"I'm trying to have a Serious conversation with you!"

"And I'm trying to subtly avoid it!"

"I had a thought."

"Oh no."

"I swear it's a good one this time!"

"She's crying, what do I do?"

"Go comfort her,"

"How do I do that?"

"Start with hugs,"

"With what?"

"How do we always get into these situations?"

"Nine years of friendship, and I still don't know!"

"On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-"

"At least a twenty."

"No I said we're safer. Not safe."

"Its not my birthday."

"Its definitely your birthday."

"Give me a calendar and I'll prove- oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me."

"I can't marry her! She'd kill me in a week!"

"But your fath-"

"Absolutely not. That's final."

"You are remarkably well behaved tonight."

"Thank you sire, I've been tryin-"

"What did you do."

"If we get arrested it's your fault."

"We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?"

"Actually it's more like eight."

"Oh I'm sorry I wasn't specific enough!"

"Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or push you off a bridge!"

"Can I pick?"

"Hold on, you died!"

"Yeah, well it didn't stick."

"The real treasure was the memory we just made."

"I almost died!"

"Ah, yes. That was my favorite part."

"Literally everything about this is illegal."

"Guess we better not get caught then."

"Youre crushing my spleen!"

"You don't even know where you're spleen is."

"What's in your backpack?"

"A Dragon egg."

"Real funny Merlin, now tell me what is it?"

Merlin racks his brain for an answer that is not the truth this time.

"I remember kissing you... Why do I remember kissing you?"

"I have, um, no idea of uh what you're ta-talk-talking abo-about."

"........ Then i set it on fire-"

"Absolutely not!"

"But-"

"No."

"You forgot me!"

"It was an accident!"

"So I've just realised that I've been shot..."

"Oh really Merlin? It took you two and a half hours to figure that out?"

"That's not funny."

"I thought it was."

"You don't count you started laughing in the middle that funeral last week."

"Why are your hands purple?"

"That's a very good question."

"Yeah, I have a plan."

"Is it a good plan?"

"I have a plan."

"How should I act?"

"I would tell you to be yourself, but you almost got us killed last time."

"Do you think they'll remember you?"

"I sure hope not after what I did last time."

"What did you do?"

"You'll find out."

"You're giving me a headache."

"Merlin your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there."

"What are you doing?"

"..... Eating."

"We're being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?"

"They didn't say the food was off limits."

"Why are you hiding behind me?"

"Gaius."

"Hide all you like."

"If I need you I'll signal."

"What signal?"

"I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl."

"You give off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at."

"Well you're not wrong."

"I think I broke him." Merlin looked down at Arthur with a horrified expression.

"I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier." Muttered Leon.

"You're insane Merlin."

"I know, isn't it great?"

"I didn't do it."

"Then why are you laughing?"

"Because whoever did it is a genius."

"What's our exit strategy?"

"Our what?"

"Great. We're going to die."

"What now?"

"I don't know, I thought the fall would kill us."

"Merlin we almost died again, thanks to you!"

"I should be ashamed of myself."

"Yes you should be very ashamed."

"Let's be clear, I should be ashamed of myself. But I am not."

"Will you let go of my hand?"

".........I'm not holding your hand."

"Why are you glaring at me?"

"I'm hoping you'll spontaneously combust."

"Do you trust me?"

"No,"

'Smart man."

"You have no power over me."

"You sure about that sire?"

"Should we call out to him?"

"Calling out to a murder is quite possibly the most idiotic idea you've ever had."

"When this is over I want my sanity back."

"Did you have it in the first place?"

"I have never been so insulted!"

" You dont listen much do you?"

"Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?"

"Yes."

"You have no shoes, you're all wearing peasant's clothes as you'd call them, I'm covered in mud, and Leon just stole an Apple. We've officially become bandits."

"Shut up Merlin."

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