A/N VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SMUT. That's all you need to know. Not kidding here, no children allowed beyond this point.

"Merida -" Hiccup uttered, "stop it..."

It was Merida's birthday and to celebrate her twentieth Merida's parents had decided to have a celebration at their house. Merida had brought Hiccup, her boyfriend since they were in sixth form and the introduction to her parents had gone down a lot better  than they first anticipated. Elinor was charmed by him instantly and Fergus treated him like his own son. But now the dancing had started and Merida had dragged him to the dance floor much to Hiccup's horror. As the songs progressed however it became easier and the night became more bearable. Plus, it was Merida's birthday. She deserved to have a good time, even if Hiccup had to suffer for it.

Now however, a much slower, slightly more seductive song with a lilt that made Hiccup's hands go sweaty had started and Merida had grinned, her grip tightening on his shoulders. She leaned in closer, her breath warm on his neck, smiling when she saw the goosebumps erupt there. Then she kissed him, slowly, tantalisingly, her lips lingering for as long as she dared. The opportunity to tease him was just too perfect.

One of Merida's hands trailed to his waist and gripped his belt, her long fingers twisting the leather in-between her forefinger and thumb. Hiccup let out a groan which he tried very hard to suppress, considering they were in public. Merida smiled and kissed him again, just below his ear. Nipping at his neck momentarily, she felt a grunt rise in his throat which made her grin. She did this to him, turned him into this incredibly vulnerable, desperate man who only craved her. It felt like magic and she never tired of marvelling at her accomplishments.

Once she moved back to kissing his lips again that was enough for Hiccup. He couldn't take it any longer. Grabbing her by the hand, he pulled her away from the dancing couples and they slipped upstairs, hoping that no one saw them but not really caring either. Their hormones were the ones talking, after all.

Once the noise of the party was suitably muffled Hiccup growled under his breath involuntarily as he kissed her harshly.

"You're such a damn tease," he whispered, pressing his lips to hers again. Merida let him push her against the wall; she'd show him who was boss later she thought with a grin. For the meantime she entwined her arms round his torso and kissed him over and over; she never grew tired of the taste of his lips. They were soft and moulded to hers perfectly, always so perfectly, every time they met.

"But does it matter now?" Merida asked with a smirk as they broke apart to look at each other. Hiccup's eyes were dark with the dimmed lights of the spare bedroom they'd 'borrowed' and filled with impatient lust. "We're here, together, alone for that matter..."

"You are impossible," he groaned as he pressed a kiss to her lips hurriedly, desperately as he helped her struggle out of her shirt which he threw across the room. Sometimes he kissed her so much she swore he'd kissed every freckle on her body. She wasn't complaining about that. He was kissing her all over her newly exposed skin now as she wove her fingers through his hair, trying to make as little noise as possible. God - he was hot when he was like this.

Merida soon rid him of his shirt and gripped his shoulders tight as she kissed him hard and fast, grazing her tongue against his lips for a second. Next to go were Merida's jeans then Hiccup's trousers; they'd managed to squirm out of their shoes and socks ages ago. She gave him a push and they landed on the bed with a thump. Merida grinned wickedly as she crawled on top of him, watching him blush particularly red. She drew a line with her index finger down his chest, stopping at his abdomen. Tantalisingly slowly, she leant down to press her lips to his making him moan into her mouth impatiently.

"Sorry Merida," he groaned, sitting up with her but still kissing her fiercely, "but I need this."

"Go ahead," she whispered in his ear. They didn't waste anymore time.

~*~*~

Hiccup nearly went back downstairs with his belt undone. It was only when Jack tapped him on the shoulder with a knowing grin that he blushed and zipped his flyer and redid his belt. When Hiccup saw the smirk on Jack's face he frowned.

"What?"

"Oh nothing. I'm sure Merida was giving you a very, thorough tour of the house that's all -"

"Shut up," Hiccup hit him on the shoulder but Jack just grinned. "Anyway, everyone here knows what you did to Rapunzel at Anna's last weekend."

"Who told you that?!" Jack's eyes grew to the size of side plates. Hiccup merely laughed and opened himself a beer.