So booklover88888888 may or may not have been on crack, yelling at me about not being high and saying how she hates cliffhangers unless they are in her book, so here is part two, you wild animal.

Hiccup's P.O.V

"F*************CCCCKKK!!" Merida screamed.

"You keep swearing like that and your baby will come out, swearing like a drunken sailor, Merida!" Rapunzel said. Merida glared and squeezed her hand tighter. Rapunzel winced in pain, but pretended not to notice.

"Come on, Mer!! Just push!" Jack yelled.

"If it's so easy for you Jack, wanna trade?" Merida yelled.

"No thanks. I like my dingle hoper as much as the next guy. I'm good, really." He shot back.

"You can do it, Mer! Besides. I can't wait to meet our son!" I said, smiling.

"Oh God. Let's just get this thing out!" She yelled.

~time skip~

"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Haddock. Your son is beautiful and healthy."

The nurse handed him to Merida. Merida cried, tears of joy with me as we looked down on our son. "He's perfect." I said.

"I know." She said, still gazing lovingly at him. He had my hair color, and Merida's blue eyes.

Jack and Punzi walked in, and I motioned them to come over. They looked down and Punzi hugged Merida.

"Good job Mer! You did it!" Punzi exclaimed.

"Hey bud! I'm your uncle Jack!" Jack said, look down at him."you named him yet?"

"Yes, we have." Merida replied, looking at me.

"His name is Sveinn Jackson Haddock." I said. Jack teared up and said,

"You named him for me?" He asked. I nodded. "Poor kid." He whispered.

We just laughed.

I looked at Merida and we kissed.
~four years later~

"Mommy! Mommy!" Sveinn yelled, hugging Merida.

"Oof! Hi bud!" She said.

"Careful Sveinn! Don't hurt her belly!" I said. Four years later and we were having another kid. Two, in fact. Twins. I smiled. 'It'll be a handful!' I thought fondly.

"Mommy, why are you standing in a puddle?" Sveinn asked.

Panicking I turned around. Merida smiled weakly at me. "Here we go again." I said under my breath.

"JACK! PUNZI! WATCH SVEINN! WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!" I yelled.

"PUNZI!! GET THE EAR PLUGS! IT'S A CAR RIDE!!" Jack screamed to his wife. Punzi came running, holding her daughter, Kara. She took Sveinn by the hand and said to me,

"Don't worry. Now go!"

~time skip~

Jack's P.O.V

"The wheeles on the bus go round and round! Round and round! The wheeles on the bus go round and round, all through the town!" Punzi and the kids sang.
I was ready to drive off a bridge.

We pulled in and walked into the hospital. "I'm Jack Overland. We're here to see Merida and Hiccup Haddock."

The nurse motioned us to follow and we walked down the hall and into their room.

I opened the door and the girls gasped. Sveinn squealed. Merida was was holding one baby girl. I looked over to see Hiccup holding two baby girls.

"Wow." I said. "I thought you were only having two!"

"They surprised us all." Hiccup replied.

"Mommy! Three wittle sisters?! Yay!!!" Sveinn yelled.

"Yay!!" Kara coursed.

"Have you named them?" Punzi asked.

"This is Ellen Elizabeth Haddock." Merida said.

"This is Eyids Paige Haddock, and this is Erica Ann Haddock." Hiccup finished. All the girls had Merida's red curls and Hiccup's green eyes.

"Congratulations. And welcome to the family."