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Hiccup's P.O.V

"Heather! Hey babe! I'm home!" I called up. I heard a bang and someone yelling.

"Ill be down soon!" She called.

Suspicious, I walked upstairs. I peaked in her room through the opening in the door. Heather was getting dressed and..........

"Ian?!? What the h*ll?!?" I yelled running.

"Hiccup! It's not what it looks like!" Heather cried.

"Oh, so you guys weren't having sex?!?" I yelled.

"OK, so it is what it looks like." Heather amited.

"That's it. I'm leaving." I grabbed my bags and started downstairs. Just my luck. Three months, and I finally move in last week, for this. Thank goodness I didn't unpack.

"Hiccup! Wait!" Heather yelled. I didn't stop. I threw my bags in my car and drove off.

~time skip~

I pulled up to Jack's house, and honked. He ran out and yelled, "Next time, text first Hic! I've got company!"

"Now you've got more. Heather is sleeping with Ian. I just walked in on them." I said, sighing.

Jack rubbed the back of his neck. "What a load of crap you got there, man. Come on, I'll help you. Can't have you sleeping on the street tonight."

He helped me with my bags and set me up in the guest room. "Listen, I have Punzi over so, we'll be quite so you-"

"First of all, I don't need to know. Second of all, I'll be to drunk too hear you anyway." I interrupted.

"Dude." Jack said."Don't get drunk over her. It's not worth it, man. Besides, Merida could let you stay there. And she's single!" He said elbowing me.

"Merida is my best friend-"

"Slash crush." Jack interrupted.

"And she worned me about Heather. She would only talk about being right." I finished glaring at him.

"Yea, I don't think she'd do that." Jack said, crossing his arms.

"Anyway, I'll see you in a few hours." I said before walking out I got in my car, and drove towards the bar.

~time skip~

Two beers, two fights, two glasses of wine, and six shots later, I sat at the bar. "I jusd can no-*hic*-t believe they did tha', ya know? Like, what the heck, man."

"Oh my God. Hiccup, what the heck." I heard a voice say. I clumsily turned around to see Merida staring at me.

Merida's P.O.V

"Hiccup, what happened?" I asked.

"Nothin'." He replied.

I shook my head and sighed. I pulled put 100 dollars and gave it to the bartender. "Keep the change."

Hiccup smiled. "Wha' you gettin'?" He slired.

"Nothing. Aye'm paying your bill, stupid." I replied harshly.

"Well, tats midy kind o' ya! You know, you were always nicer than Heather." He slired.

"Yea, Jack told meh what happened. He told meh aye should let you drown yourself in alcohol and regret, but aye won't. Aye picked up your stuff and now aye'm picking you up. You can stay with me." I said, gently taking his arm.

"Well, that won't be necessary. Imma gonna be fin-oh look a shoe! And blood!" Hiccup said.

"Yea, no, ok. You are way more drunk than aye originaly anticipated. Come on Hic, let's go back to my house." I said, pulling him away from the shoe and blood.

"Well, alrighty then, but know I am taken!" Hiccup slired. "Ya flirt! Oh wait, no I'm not. I'm single! I'm single Mer! Wha' do ya tink o' that?"

"It's great, Hiccup. Let's just go." I said. I guided him to my car and sat him in the front passenger seat and buckled him. I got in and pulled out.

"Hey? Mer?" Hiccup asked.

"What is it, Hiccup?" I said, driving to my house.

"Can I tell you a secret?" He asked.

"Sure thing, Hic. What's on your mind?"

He looked at me. "Can I tell you at your house?"

I sighed. Why is he so darn cute, and why is he so drunk at the sane time? "Sure, Hiccup. If you want."

~time skip~

I guided Hiccup to my sofa and put his bags upstairs. He slouched on my sofa, and waved my over. I sat down next to him. "You should get some sleep."

He just looked at me. He took a piece of my hair and played with it. "I'm not tired. Mer?"

"Yea?" I replied, taking back my hair.

Suddenly, he leaned forward and kissed me. I blushed like crazy. He clumsily ran his fingers through my hair and the other found it's way to my shoulder.

'This can't be real! He doesn't like me! He's drunk! Oh God, what do Aye do?' I thought.

His hand found it's way to my boob, and I pulled away and stood up. My whole face was red.
"Hiccup! You don't like me! You don't mean this you're drunk!"

"I liked you before I was drunk." He insisted.

I shook my head. "You just broke up with Heather!"

"That doesn't mean I didn't still like you!" He slired. He got up and started to move towards me.
I backed away.

"No no no no no no no, Hiccup! This isn't right!" But, I let him kiss me. Why did I do that?!? He started to move down to my neck, to my shoulder blade. His hands became to naughty.

"Hiccup, stop! This isn't you!" I yelled. When he didn't stop, I pushed him off, and run up to my room. I locked the door and sank down.

"Hiccup is only a friend. He only likes me as a friend. Hiccup is only actioning like this because he's drunk. He doesn't like meh like Aye like him. He's drunk. He doesn't."

Tears formed in my eyes. I put my head down and hugged my knees. I cried until I fell asleep.

~time skip~

Hiccup's P.O.V

I woke up on Merida's floor with a huge headache. I groned and rubbed my head. Last night's events came flowing back.

Oh no.

I ran up the steps, and tripped. I got up and knocked on her door. I cringed when I heard a sob.

"Merida, I'm so sorry. Please open the door. I didn't-I wouldn't-I can't believe I did that. I was drunk and stupid. Merida, please." I pleeded. "Open up."

Silence.

"Merida, I can't properly apologize if your on the other side of the door." I said. "Please."

The door suddenly opened, and I stumbled backwards. Merida stood in the doorway. Tears streamed down her face. I went to while them away, and pulled back when she flinched. I whipped them away. She sniffled. Then I lost it.

I broke down, my hand on her shoulders. I couldn't even look at her. Before I knew it, Merida was crying too. She pulled me into a hug.

"I'm so, so, sorry." I sobbed.

"Aye forgive you, Hiccup." She replied.

"I know this is a sh*ty was to say this, but, I did it because I do like you. I guess I screwed that up." I said.

"What? Aye thought-" she started.

"Only half that was the alcohol talking." I said, smiling weakly.

"Well, we have one thing to thank Heather for." Merida said, chuckling.

"I guess it was worth getting drunk last night." I replied.

Merida pulled away. "Don't do it again."

I quickly nodded.

She smiled and hugged me again. She gave me a small peck on the lips.

"What? What was that?" I asked jokingly.

"That's all your getting fer now." Merida said, smirking.

"Aww. How long before I get a longer one?" I asked.

Merida thought for a moment. "Till your headache goes away."

"But that won't be for two days!'

She chuckled and gave me another peck. "And aye'll make it as difficult as possible."

I pouted jokingly. "Oh now that's just cruel."

She laughed. "Aye know."

Man, I lover her.

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