WARNING: Please, apne mann ke double meaning darwaaze khol lo.

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"Beingan bees rupaye!!
Kaddu pandra rupaye!!..."

"Aaloo chaalis ka!!
Bhindi tees ka!!..."

"Gol gapppaaayyyyeee!!"

"Kulfiiii khalo!
Thandi thandi malayi waali!
Kulfiiii khalo!!"

Jungkook and Jimin jab se iss bazaar mein aaye the, mandi to be exact, yahi sunne ko mill ra tha. Jimin samaan choose krra tha, and Jungkook lost puppy ki tarah, apne pant pockets mein apne hath daalke usko follow. Par sabse achhi baat yeh thi, ki usko tang bilkul ni krra tha.

Jimin jo jo samaan le ra tha, Jungkook, like a gentleman, with a cute bunny smile, woh bag usse le leta. Jimin looked at him suspiciously, from time to time, but still didn't say anything , coz Jungkook was quiet and Jimin was comfortable for once being around him. So Jimin just shrugged and kept on looking for the sabziyan mummy ji asked for, with Jungkook ji following him.

However, Jungkook ke mann mein toh bhai saab alag hi bhavnaayein chal ri thi:

'Haye kitna mota kaddu hai... Jimin se shaadi ke baad, yehh motte motte bache  honge hamare! Dhar Dhar Dhar! 5 minimum! Yes!'

'Jimin... thoda dheere chal yaar... tere haath khali hain, par mere toh bhare huye hain na!'

'Ek minute.... Jimin sach mein kitna matak matak ke chalta hai yaar! Ek baar yeh banda haan bolde na, iska nickname hi matko rakh dunga by god...
haye ni mera matko~'

'Ni matlab bhagwaan ji, itni patli kamar di aapne iss chhokre ko, itni thick ass aur thighs kaise sambhalta hai rey yeh?!'

'Okay...... this is turning into a very serious issue now....'

'Jimin! Mat matak itna! Mera neeche waala Maala bigad rela hai!'

'Shit! I can't get a boner here!!!'

'FUCK I ALREADY HAVE A BONER HERE-'

"Bhaiya kheera kitne ka diya?.... achha aur yeh Kela?" Jimin asked, being completely unjaan to Jungkook's manostithi.

'Kheera?! Kela?! Hey bhagwaan!! aisi cheezein abhi hi khareedni thi isko???!!! Aur phir Tae meko dirty minded bolta hai!!!'

Jimin looked at the cucumber, examining it with both hands, and then sighing dissapointedly,

"bhaiya kya dheele-dheele kheere rakhe hain aapne? Thoda mota aur lamba rakhte na? Isko ek baar dabaaunga toh nichud jaayeinge ek dum..." Jimin said shaking his head.

Jungkook bit his lip, trying his best not to cry at his own miserable state.

'Mota and lamba?!! Thick and long?! You halkat!! My dick is very thick and long, but THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME!! Oh bhai !! Maaro mujhe maaro! Isko abhi hi aisi double meaning baatein krni thi!!!'

"Aur yeh kela dekho?" Jimin almost scolded the uncle and Jungkook tried his best not to scream.

"Itne pichhku se kele rakhe hain." Jimin continued, taking the banana now.
He squished the banana, and at the same time Jungkook pressed both his thighs together with wide terrified eyes.

"Lo dekho!" Jimin said again, snickering at the now, destroyed banana, "pichak gaya na." He laughed and unintentionally looked at Jungkook.

Jungkook immediately gave him a small forced painful smile and Jimin looked at him suspiciously.

"Tu theek hai?" Jimin finally asked, crossing his arms over his chest now. "You have been acting weird today."

Jungkook just gulped and smiled awkwardly, "N-Ni ni... aisa kuch ni hai... hehe... I j-just.. wanted to apologize for my behaviour earlier." Jungkook said.

Jimin made his way towards him, narrowing his eyes.

Jungkook gulped again, looking at him with innocent doe eyes, " Seriously! I am really sorry for behaving like that! Main aage se tujhe uncomfortable feel ni karaaunga! Kassam se-" last line pe, desperation mein Jungkook ne apne sir pe haath rakha, kassam khaane ke liye, but he forgot ki uske haath mein ek lifaafa full of shalgam tha, jo phat gaya and saari shalgam neeche gir gayi.

Jungkook bit his tongue and looked at Jimin with an apologetic smile. Jimin just scoffed, yet smiled a little and bent down to pick it up. He handed it again to Jungkook.

"I forgive you." Jimin said simply, turning his back to Jungkook again.

Jungkook's eyes lit up.
"Sachi?!" He asked like a super excited kid, coming near Jimin.

Jimin just shrugged with a small smile.

"Toh... teko isse koi problem ni hai ki main teko... l-like krta hun?" Jungkook asked hesitantly.

Jimin frowned a little but shrugged again, shaking his head. " Meko bss tere touchy touchy hone se problem thi. Other than that, I don't mind that you like me. Kyunki waise bhi meri shaadi hone waali hai, so it doesn't matter anyway." Jimin said casually,  examining the aaloos now.

"Hone doonga tab na..." Jungkook mumbled to himself.

"Huh?" Jimin asked innocently, looking at him now.

"Maine bola, bhindi bhi lena. Aaloo bhindi ki sabzi bhott tasty hoti hai." Jungkook said looking at the bhindi near the aaloo. And once Jimin turned around again, Jungkook bit a smile.

'Jimin jii...  I'll make sure... you become the aaloo to my bhindii...'

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I am putting this book under mature category, lol 😂