"Abe yaar!! Tota hai woh tota!!" Taehyung ne jaise hi phone uthaya, Jungkook ne yahi line boli. And and and... Taehyung ka asli naam, Taejinder singh.

By the way, did I tell you, Ki Joginder and Taejinder, I mean, Jungkook and Taehyung dono Punjab mein pale bade hain? Baad mein they shifted to Mumbai jahan unhone apne naam officially change kiye. Obviously! Shaklein dekhi hain dono ki? Itne hot, sone sunakhe gabru jawan, naam dekhna, chooson waale. Isliye they changed them.

Anyways. Toh let's continue the scene.

"Oye hoye! Ek din hua ni teko udhar gaye, and pehle hi din apni girlfriend se bewafaai krne laga? Chee chee chee chee... yeh sanskar hain-"

"Saale chup kr Harami! Sun pehle! Woh hai hi itna mast yaaaaarr~ matlab patola-"

"Ek mint ek mint... itnaaaaaa mast? Naaa??! Male???! Pulling???! MARD??? DICK??!!!-"

"Tae shutter band kr yaar apna! Woh sundar hai yaar! Chahe ladka hai woh, fir bhi.... I mean... you know usse zyada sundar insaan maine aaj tak dekha hi ni. Uski aankhein itni nasheeli... chotu sa pyara sa naak... and uske lips... uuffffff... bhai saab naturally pout formation hoti hai uski maalum ? Mtlb itne plump aur kissable hain-"

"Tera ho gaya hai deemag kharaab! Launde sundar lagre hain tereko... beta shuddhi Karan karale-"

"-Tu apni aankhon ka! Coz ab main teko jiski photo bhejne laga hun na, usko dekh ke teri pant ni na tight hui, saale naam badal diyo mera." Jungkook interrupted him, sending him Jimin's photo.

"Huh! Naam toh tune aape hi badlaa hua hai apna. Main kya-"

Ting~

"Mill gaya msg? Khol ab... dekh photo aur fir bol." Jungkook said.

Taehyung ne ek lambi thaki hui saans chhodi and photo kholi eyes roll krte huye, pr photo dekhte hi aise uski aankhein inhumanly baahar aayi, along with a shocked gasp.

Jungkook just smirked, "Hello? Oh bhai... Zinda hai?"

"Jiss vyakti se aap baat krne ka prayas jr rahe hain..." Taehyung said, in a hypnotised way, still drooling over Jimin, " Uski sexuality parivartit ho chuki hai... and woh gay ho chuka hai... ho gaya.... gay ho gaya.... yeh key ho gaya??!! AAAAHHH!!"

Jungkook just chuckled and pulled the phone thoda door apne kaan se.

"KAUN HAI YEH?! KYA CHEEZ HAI YEH?! HYBRID HAI? ALIEN HAI??!! APSARAAAA???!!! KYAAA HOOOO KYAAAA TUM??!!!" Taehyung chillata raha, Jimin ki photo dekh ke, and ek haath apne pounding heart pe rakh ke.

"Tera hone wale brother in law. In short, mera hone wala pati. Isliye apni gandi nazar ko ghumayein, aur dirty tongue ko kaat ke aayein... he is mine. And maine toh kiss bhi kar liya hai-"

"KYAAAAAA?!!! SAAALE!! YEH GALAT BAAT HAI!! Meko bhi chahiye-"

"Oye!" Jungkook warned, frowning a little.

"M-Matlab... meko bhi aisa ek lake de na brooooo~ bhai ni hai tu apna? De naaaa~"

"Saale ladke ki baat kr ra hai ya kissi product ki? Dukaan kholi hui kya yahan pe?"

"Meko ni pata!! Meko laake de aisa ek !! Meko chahiye-"

"Tae-"

"Meko chahiye-"

"Ta-"

"Meko cha-"

Jungkook sighed and hung up, "Daffa hoja..." he said and made his way out of the room, jismein woh lagbhag 3 ghanton se baitha tha. Pehle ek ghanta usne bathroom mein lagaya, you may ask why... well... you know, itna sexy human being dekhne ke baad ek jawaan ladka bathroom mein akela kya karega?

Dance karega punjabi gaanon pe, aur kya karega?

Tumne kya socha tha?!! Gandi soch!! Ram ram ram ram!

Toh dance krne ka baad, Jungkook Ji nahaye, and fir baahar aake bed pe pasar gaye and phone chalane lage. Ab Taehyung se bhi baat ho gayi, toh aur kuchh tha ni krne ko, toh he stepped out of the room.

Baahar jaate hi usko fir chehal peal sunayi di. Deni hi thi, shadi ka ghar jo hai. BUT !! fun fact!! Ding dong~
Jungkook yeh shadi hone hi dega!
HU HU HA HA HA!!

Anyways, toh Jungkook Ji chalte rahe, apni pant  ki pocket mein hath daalke. He was looking for someone. And yes, you guessed it right, that someone being Jimin Ji.

Finally ek room mein, bachon se baat krte huye usko uska shikaar aakhir mill hi gaya.

"Yahan mat khelo! Bola na maine!" Jimin actually daant ra tha bachon ko. "Yahan pe shadi ke gifts pade hain, iss room mein mat aaya karo. Chalo! Chalo jao baahar. Baahar khelo." And bache saare makhiyon ki tarah baahar nikal gaye.

Finally he turned around and saw Jungkook leaning on the doorframe with a smirk. "Hello baby doll~"

Jimin just rolled his eyes, ek lambi saans chodte huye. Fir usne upar Jungkook ki taraf dekha, and Jungkook slowly slowly andar aaya.

"Dekho. I really have no problem in you being bisexual. Par main tum mein interest-"

"Kisne bola main bisexual hun? I am gay." Jungkook said, with a blank face, his hands still in his pants pockets.

Jimin blinked at him. Ek baar.. do baar... baar baar and then finally he opened his mouth to speak. "Agar tum gay ho... mtlb, straight ni ho... toh meri behan ke boyfriend kaise ho?"

Jungkook simply shrugged, "Main Gay hun... pehle ni tha... pehle main straight hi tha... well, tumhein dekhne se pehle atleast."

Jimin rolled his eyes, "Dekho... jo kuch hamare beech mein mere room mein hua-"

"-Woh ham dobara kar skte hain. Karein?" Jungkook said eagerly, Jimin ki taraf badte huye.

Jimin pushed a little on his chest. "Tera deemag toh kharab ni hai?! Bol ra hun na main, I am not interested!! Samajh mein ni aata ek baar?!"

Jungkook ne firse Jimin ko uske kamar se pakda and pulled him towards himself, way harsher than before. " na... ni aata samajh.. samjhoge?" Jungkook whispered, their faces were way closer than before and Jimin was redder than a tamatarrrr.

Jimin gritted his teeth and usne zor se ek dhakka maara Jungkook and Jungkook seedha kamre se baahar hallway mein gira.

"Ow-"

"Kookie! Are you okay?!" And shhoooooo hui Rose ki entry and aate hi she started helping Jungkook to get up.

"Yeah... Yeah... I am fine." Jungkook chuckled a little, getting up.

"Pr tum gire kaise?" She asked concerned.

"Yeh toh kabka gira hua hai, bss tumne ni dekha.." yeh line Jimin ne ek dum serial waali ichhadhari nagin ki tarah boli, and according to Jungkook, matak matak ke chala gaya.

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