"Okay!! I have a bindaaas plan!" Tae shouted, startling the other two present in the room.

They just came back, Rose ke deemag mein woh sache pyaar ka keeda daalke. Now they had to think of what to do next. Isliye, yeh Gandhi ji ke teen Bandar ek spare room mein baithke, apne next move ke baare mein soch rahe the.

"Kya?" Jimin asked excitedly.

"Dhyaan se suno," Tae cleared his throat, "Toh aaj raat ko, ham Rose and Lisa ko nashe ki goliyan de deinge..." He said, with his brows furrowed in utmost concentration,"phir ham un dono ko Jimin ke bed pe shift kr deinge and unke kapde Utaar deinge-"

"-Okay I don't like where this is goin-"

"Hutt bey boodbakk!" Tae snapped at Jungkook, for interrupting him, "Let me finish first! So... unko nanga krke ek kambal ke andar ghusaadeinge. Jb woh dono subah utheingi toh unhein apna sir bhaari bhaari lagega, and woh kambal ke andar jhhankeingi and darr jaayeingi." Tae said, acting overdramatically.

"Phir Rose Lisa se poochhegi , " he cleared his throat before speaking in an artificial high pitch, " 'Don't tell me h-ham d-dono ke beech mein k-kal raat..." and then he says in his normal voice , "and Lisa mauke pe chauka maarte huye Haan bolegi. Phir Rose poochhegi, 'P-Please tell me y-you used a c-condom?' But Lisa bolegi Nahi and Rosa woh Hindi serials waala dramatic "KYAA?!" kregi. Uske baad Rose will become pregnant with Lisa ka unborn Bacha and Jimin ka hone waala bhateeja, and na chaahte huye bhi un dono ko shaadi krni padegi! Problem solved!" Tae said excitedly and clapped his hands with a big boxy smile.

Jumin and Jungkook just blinked, rendered speechless.

"You know that Lisa is not a boy right?" Jungkook asked with utmost seriousness.

Tae looked at him and nodded innocently.

"So this means she.. doesn't have a.... banana to put the condom on right?" Jungkook asked slowly, ki dheere hi sahi, par iss mand buddhi ko smjh toh aaye.

Tae blinked at him and then after good 5 minutes of deep thinking he gasped dramatically, "Oh my God!!"

Jimin rolled his eyes, chalo Der se hi sahi, pr atleast smjh toh aayi.

"Ham condom Banana pe bhi use kr skte hain?! yeh tune mujhe pehle kyu ni bataya?! I thought it's just for penises!! How could you hide-"

"TUJHE BSS YEH POINT SAMAJH AAYA?!" Jimin got up , almost ready to punch Tae, thanks to Jungkook jisne use peechhe se pakad liya.

"Babe! Calm down. And Tae! Please don't give us a damn reason to kill you!"

Tae just shrugged and flipped his hair like a queen.

"Anyways. So, the plan is simple. Idhr laao apne apne kaan." Jungkook said and whispered the plan to the two of them. They smiled and clapped happily.

"Mast plan hai rey baba!!" Hoseok said from the door frame, in Baabu bhai's style.

Jimin, Jungkook and Tae got up, their eyes getting bigger like the ullu's.
"H-Hobi?" The three stuttered together.

"Toh I was right all along. Woh boodi aurat Sach mein Tae hi tha, and tum log, Mission Jikook ko accomplish krne ki planning kr rahe ho. But you should have told me no? Atleast you Jimin ah?" Hobi asked his best friend dissapointed.

"I'm sorry yaar. I wasn't sure tujhe kaise bataun." Jimin said, looking down ashamed.

"Kaise bataun mtlb?! Moo se hi bataate hain sb? Tu kahin aur se bataata hai kya?!" Hobi said with a disbelief expression.

"OK OK ab suno. Ab jb tumhein pata chal hi gaya hai. You need to help us out in this okay?" Jungkook told Hobi, who just sighed and nodded.

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You guys hate me don't you?

I missed you sooooo much my Chimkaandiyon!!!

I know it's a short and boring chapter pr... I just... *sighs*

Take care guys, Corona is literally a bitch.