"Tae-"

"Tadap Tadap ke iss dill~"

"Tae... sunn na-"

"Naache jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin jhingaat!-"

"Tae chup kr yaar-"

"Ho zor se bolo!-"

"Taejinder!!"

" Kabootar ja ja ja! Kabootar ja ja ja!!"

"Ohooo!! Rabba!!" Jungkook pulled his hair in frustration. "Kya ho gaya hai teko?! Kyun itna weird act krra hai??!"

Jungkook bechara Tae se advice lene aaya tha, ki Jimin ki shaadi kaise tudwaaye, and idhr Tae, Taejinder se Tansen bana hua hai.

"Because I was having sex and now you are disturbing me." Tae said with a straight face, still lying on the bed, with his arms crossed under his head, looking at the ceiling.

'"What the-" Jungkook's eyes widened, "Saale bed pe pada hua hai kabse! Kaunsa sex?!"

"Imaginary sex." Tae said simply and shrugged his shoulders, still in his imagination.

Jungkook opened his mouth in disbelief, but didnt know what to say. He took a deep breath and sighed.
"Tae... sunn... I need your help..."

"And I need to cum." Tae said, again simply, concentrating more on the ceiling now, literally narrowing his eyes jaise maths ka question solve kr raha ho.

"Tae stop it yaar!" Jungkook shouted.

"Let Hobi cum in me atleast?!" Tae shouted back, now looking at Jungkook.

"Kya bakwas- wait.... Hobi cum in you? Hobi is topping you?!" Jungkook asked shocked.

"Aur ni toh kya?" Tae asked, as if duniya ki sbse obvious cheez thi yeh.

"Par meko laga tha..." Jungkook bit his nail frowning a little.

"Isko laga dala toh life jhingal lala... " Taehyung said and sat up, stretching a little.
"Acha sun, doosre room se ek pad lana pls." Tae said cracking his neck.

Jungkook nodded and was about to leave on instinct, but then he paused, turned around and frowned at Tae.
"Pad? As in... a sanitary pad?"

"Yup. I got my periods. "

"TAE YOU ARE A BOY!"

"BUT THIS IS AN M-PREG BOOK!"

"STILL!! YOU CAN'T HAVE PERIODS!"

"THEN HOW WILL I GET PREGNANT?!"

"WOH AUTHOR KA KAAM HAI!"

"HOW WILL SHE GET ME PREGNANT?! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK!"

"SHE DOESN'T NEED A DICK ! HOBI WILL GET YOU PREGNANT!"

"BUT YOU JUST SAID AUTHOR-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO!"
Rose shouted at the two best friends.
"Mere bhai ki shadi hai! Tae ki god bharaayi ni hai!! Stop discussing about how to make a baby!"

"But I was being serious!" Jungkook retorted.

"And I am on my periods!" Tae retorted as well.

"Tae... you are not on your periods..."
Rose said, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Tu chal zara mere saath author ke paas. Woh teko achhe se samjhaegi."

Tae protest krne hi waala tha, ki Rose uski baazu kheechke usko le gayi. Jungkook just blinked at them and then sighed, sitting with a thump on the bed.

When, Tae is acting weird, there is only one person who can help Jungkook and give him a good idea. His father. Papaaaaa Ji.

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Just a filler chapter?