Me: Kya ho raha hai Dwarka mein??

Muskan: Kuch khaas 

Me: Dwarka puri dulhan jaisi lag rahi. Pratit ho raha hai ki aaj Dwarka ka vivah hai.

Muskan: Hey Narayan kya hoga aapka.

Me: Pitashree ko itna yaad mat karo. Unhe hichki aa jaayegi.

*Hichki*

Muskan: Aapke Pitashree ka toh pata nahi kintu koi aur aapko avashya samran kar raha hai.

Me: Aisa nahi hai *hichki* Yeh bas aisa *hichki* kaha jaata hai *hichki* yeh saty nahi hai *hichki* 

Muskan (worried): Rajkumari aapka swasth thik haina. Aapko bohat hichki aa rahi hai.

Me: Haa Haa *hichki* Mai thik *hichki* hu. Tum *hichki* chinta mat karo.

Rukmini: Mahi putri jao shrig sajy ho jaayo koi aa raha hai.

Me: Kaun aa raha hai??

Arun: Ladke wale tumhe dekhne aa rahe. 

Me: Kya?? Nahi. Mujhe vivah nahi karna.

Krishna: Putri chinta mat karo yeh tumhare saath thitholi kar raha hai.

Me: Aise koi thitholi karta hai kya. Lagta hai bhabhi ko aapke baare mein batana hoga.

Arun: Kya bataogi tum??

Me: Woh prem patr jo rajkumariyo ko likha karte the.

Ahana: Kya prem patr??

Arun: Nahi Nahi priye. Mahi mazaak kar rahi hai.

Mahi: Nahi bhabhi.

Ahana: Arya..

Arun: Mahi.

Me: Kya??

Ahana: Mai aapse baat nahi karungi. Aur aap meri nanad ko aise mat boliye bohat baghya se milti hai aise nanad pyaari si.

Arun: Yeh aur pyaari?? Kada bhi nhi.

Ahana: Mai aapse baat nahi kar rahi hu.

*Left*

Me: Mahi se kabhi panga mat lijiyega. 

Arun: Tumhe toh baad mein dekh lunga. Priyeeee....

Me(laughing): Aanand aagaya. Chalo Mahi sajy hojayo anyatha mazaa sazaa ban jaayega yadi mata aagayi.

Lily came to my room.

Me: Kaise ho Lily??

Lily: bow wow..

Mahi: Bhojan kiya tumne??

Lily: Bow wow.

Mahi: Uchit hai.

Sanik: Rajkumari Mahi. Angraj ke Rajkumar aaye hai.

Mahi: accha acchi baat hai. Ab maaza aayega 

*After meeting*

Rukmini: aao putr bhojan karlo. Aur khaas tumhare liye Mahi ne bhojan banaya hai. 

*Mahi brought bhojan*

Aarush: Dhanyawad. 

Everyone starts eating and I laugh looking at Aarush.

Aarush: Kitna tikha hai!! 

Mahi(fake worried): tikha?? Nahi toh. Keval aapko hi tikha laga kisi aur ko nahi. Iska yeh arth hai aap thitholi kar rahe hai.

Aarush: Aisa kada bhi nahi hai. Bhojan saty mein tikha hai. 

Mahi: Yeh lijiye Misthan.. Kheer.

Mahi(wishpering to Aarush): ab Mahi ko satane se phele sau nahi crore baar soch lijiyega.