This update is dedicated to nairalover...
And plzz commnt..
All the galis and tamatars are not acceptable. Unko ek badket me rakhkr send kr dena.

Sunday mornings are perfect for grossery shopping. Whole week you're busy in your duties and other stuff. On Sunday you've whole day off and plenty of time. Mostly people sleep whole day on this awesome day. Some decides to complete their pending work and some people like I waste their Sunday....

She had been busy whole week. It was one hella week. She had to do not inly her work but her companion's too. She was living alone. Her duty was forcing her to be in seperated place. Who wants to be alone? Nobody wants to be lonely....nobody wants to cry..

She decided to buy vegetables as for next week she has to eat at home. She wasnt a big fan of readymade food either. She got transferred previous week and this made her do lot of work. Whole time she was rotting in her office with papers and signaturea. All she did for herself was watching two or three movies and some documentries. Food was her weakness that too homemade food. Earlier her mum was making all those yummy and delicious dishes but when she got a job and had to move here and there, she learned cooking. Cooking needs patience and she lacked in that.....

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When She reached market, it was about 4 P.M. she wandered here and there and located some fresh veggies..

'Hello...bhaiya. is baigan ka kya rate he?'

'Madam, 40Rs kilo.'

'Bahut mahnga he. Itna mahnga to nii hota ek kilo baign.'

'Madam ek kilo baign free me bhi nii milta.'

'Aap rahne do. Nii chahiye baign. Us lauki ka rate batao. Jara thik thik rate btana. Abhi ek week ke liye sabji chahiye. Thoda sasta hi de do.'

'Madam, chahe ek week ke liye le jao ya ek saal kr liye. Sabji ka rate to apke hisab se ni hoga na.. lauki 60 Rs kilo he waise.'

'Bhaiya, agar lauki 60 Rs kilo he to aloo ke rate to asman chhute honge. Alo market me hoga bhi nii. Chodo rahne do. Me daal kha kr kam chala lungi.'

'Wo bhi 70 rs per kilo ke rate me he madam. Ap log ham sabji walo se jitna chik chik karte ho rate ke liye, utna chik chik to parliament me growth rate par ni hota. Agar ap logo ka bas chale to sabji free me le jaye.'

She didnt like his comments nor his attitude.
'Ha aur ap logo ka bas chale to hum custmores par case kar de. Chhodo bhaiya.. apni special sabji becho special rate me.'

She went ahead. How cocky that man was! He was selling veggies for god' sake. And his attitude like veggies' rate was flying high...

Mouthy ass..

Her bargainning continued untill she bought 3 kg baign and 2 kg okra and some onion and garlic with ginger. Then she noticed a young man with heap of veggies. She at once rushed towards him.

'Bhaiya ye-'

'Madam sabji bad me le lena...pahle rakhi bandh lo. Bhaiya bna lo sabko.'

'Mr. Sabji wale ho. Ab dada to bol ni sakti tumko is age me. Ya pardada bolu?'

'Madam sabji lo aur age bado.'

'Jara tameez se bat karo, samjhe.'

'Adaraneeya grahak ji, Aap sabji kharidne ka kasht kare aur humko kasht-mukt kare.(dear customer, please buy vegetables and let me sigh with relief.)'

'Bahut hi wahiyat lagte ho. Adate shakl par nii gayi tumhari.'

'Aapko sabji ni lena he to niklo. Yaha khade hokar pakao mt.'

'Bol to aise raho jaise mere ane se pahle entertainment ho rha tha tumhara.'

He seemed unpatient. He wanted her to leave from there very badly.

'Kya sabji chahiye aapko? Jaldi se bolo.'

'Kyu? Der se bolne par sbji bhaag jayegi? Tamatar aur parmal ka rate bolo.'

'Aloo lene ho to lo. Tamatar bikau ni he.'

'Kyu, tamatar tumhare relative lagte he jo dusre ke ghar nii ja sakte.'

'Tamatar ni bechna mujhe mtlab ni bechna. Ab please aloo lene ho to lo warna rahne do.'

'Mujhe aloo nahi chahiye. Tamatar chahiye. Uska rate bolo.'

'Tamatar nahi bik rahe. Kyu mera time waste kar rahi ho ap?'

'Kya sabji walo ko ambanis aur tatas adopt kr rhe he? Tum logo ka attitude to asmaan chhu rha he.'

'Aap ko kya bill gates ne adopt kiya he? Jabardasti sabji khareed rhi ho.'

'Sabji sirf show ke liye rakhi he kya? Democracy he. Tum mujhko sabji nii khardne ke liye force ni kar sakte.'

'Exactly aur tum mujhe sabji bechne ke liye.'

'Is tamatar me aisa kya he jo ye bikau nii he? First tell me this.'

'This tomato is special...so special. Meri pahli wife ne jo ped lagaye the, unhi se aaye he ye. I loved her a lot so these tomatoes are special.'

'Itne special he to bechne kyu chale aaye?'

'Chauthi(fourth) wali ne bheja warna ghar me aane ni deti.'

'Dusri aur teesri wali ne koi gardenning nii ki kya?'

'Meri family matters me na ghuso. Aloo lo aur age wali shop se tamatar le lena.'

'Kya stamp paper par likh ke du ki mujhko aloo nahi chahiye. Tamatar dete ho ya nii?'

'Nii deta tamatar bolo. Tumko tamatar hi kyu chahiye? Kya karna he tamatar ka?'

'Tumse matlab? Me chahe tamatar ka achar dalu, murabba dalu ya shorba banau? Aisa to he nii ki mere ghar jakar ye tumko call karenge ki..mera bharta bna diya, jabki soup banana tha hamara... please save us.'

'Bilkul nikhattu ho kya?'

'Tum bilkul gadhe ho kya?'

'Ae pagal aurat, gadhi hogi tu.'

This was unbearable.

'Sale tu pagal, tera pura khandan pagal. Mujhe pagal bolta he. Khud to bewkufo jaisi harqate kr rha. Agar ni bechni sabji to rakhi kyu? Chaar chaar wives he, tharki sale. Aur rakh le apne tamatar. Kha lena khud.'
Saying this she turned to leave. Hearing that commotion, some people're gathered around.

'Kya huya madam?'

'In paglo ko sabji bechne kaun bithata he? Kaun he is market ka owner? Mujhko milna he us se. Is sabji wale ko to me dekh lungi.'

Hearing her threats, he at once stood up and replied-'abhi dekhne ka. Baad me main ni milne wala.'

'Jerk.' She swore and left.

Sunday was very bad day for grocery shopping. She was mad at him and now she wasnt going to spare him...

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Okk chapter I of this TS ends here and now I am introducing cast here.

Priyanka Bassi as custmor

First sabji wala is our alekh baba aka Arjun bizlani. For him no pic bcz I live to ogle at My dearest RK.❤

Rajeev khandelwal as second sabjiwala