About a week ago my friend, who is like the real life version of Tsukki wanted to show me a cool anime OP or ED (I can't remember which). Naturally I was like: HECK YEAH!

About halfway through... 

I LITERALLY GOT A NOSE BLEED. 

ACTUAL BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. 

My friend reminded me of the hilarious coincidence for the rest of the day and made lots of jokes. 

//strained laughter 

It was funny but embarrassing all at the same time.