The fanfic author, Nika Ravenscraft, doesn't make many visits to the gym... After all, they do NOT like getting headaches from Noya, Tanaka's, and Daichi's yelling. But today they are making an exception... They aren't making an exception for any real reason... 

Actually...

They have a math test they should be studying for... Visiting the team will give them an excuse to avoid studying for a little while. 

"Good afternoon" Nika says quietly, before entering the gym. By some miracle, despite the yelling that (for some reason) had already started, they are heard. 

"NIKA-SENPAI" Noya and Tanaka shout in unison, "good afternoon!" With big,  goofy grins, they dash over to Nika, followed by the first years, even Tsukki. "What brings you here?" 

"They are probably avoiding studying for a math test..." Tsukki mutters, before Nika can respond. 

"Just remember who helped you with your English," Nika snarls, with a surprisingly bright and cheerful expression. Tsukki would never admit to it out loud, but the short author is one of the few things he fears. "It seems as you could use help with your manners as well as your English," Nika adds, before finally letting the matter drop. "Anyways, I just felt like stopping by and saying hi." 

After a few minutes of idle chatter, Nika realizes that neither Kiyoko or Yachi are present. "Where are Yachi and Kiyoko?" 

"They are both out sick," Suga says, and is about to say more when a fight breaks out... Kageyama and Hinata are fighting over the last juice box from the vending machine. 

"No fighting!" Suga and Nika shout at the same time. "If you both want it, either share it or do rock-paper-scissors for it!" Much to everyone's surprise, Kageyama and Hinata stop fighting. 

"You two are like Moms!" Hinata shouts, "Team Mom! Team Mom!" 

"Team Mom! Team Mom!" the rest of the team, with the exception of Tsukki and Daichi end up shouting. 

Suga, and Nika don't really mind being referred to as Moms... There is one thing they are curious about, though.... "If we're Moms, who are the Dads?" 

"Daichi and me," Hinata chirps, which results in bickering. 

"Like hell you are! You're so short that you could be mistaken for a baby!" Kageyama shouts. 

"What kind of logic is that? I'm taller than Nika-senpai! Are you trying to say that Nika-senpai is a baby?" Hinata screeches. His screeching is soon interrupted by even louder screeching. 

"Obvioulsy Daichi and I are the Dads! After all, Nika-senpai needs someone that is close to their height!" Noya screams. 

Before even more screeching can ensue, Daichi clears his throat and silences the rambunctious team. "You should drop this nonsense..." with a brief pause, he adds "after all, there is only one Dad here." 

"DAICHI-SAN, YOU'RE GREEDY!" 

Later: 

To: Kiyoko, Yachi

From: Nika 

Now I remember why I can't be the manager... Get better soon! Oh, and don't you know better than to kiss someone when your sick!?!

To: Nika 

From: Kiyoko

Did the Team Mom thing happen? If I wasn't sick I would've been able to warn you... 

I can't resist Yachi... 

To: Nika 

From: Yachi

Did they try to get you to cosplay as a Love Live character? They did that with me once... It was actually kinda fun. And yes, I do know, Nika-senpai! Kiyoko is the one that kissed me, and I may have accidentally kissed her back...

//Instead of writing an update for one of my fanfics I wrote this instead. xDDDD//