I wasn't tagged to do the pros and cons of dating me BUTTT I'M DOING IT.

starting with the cons bc YAY NEGATIVITY:

-I'm bad at comforting people. You are going to get a lot awkward back pats because that is all I'm capable of.

-I don't talk much, but when I do I talk loudly. People are going to stare at us because you can hear my voice from the moon.

-I'm like a cat in the sense that sometimes I like to be touched a lot and other times I don't want to be touched at all. Also my cuddling usually just invloves me using your lap as a footrest or a pillow. SORRYYYY

-I'm really hard on myself and therefore stressed all the time. In order to calm down I need a lot of music and hugs.

-I either wake up early or late. Either way I'm not a morning person and am usually grumpy for the first two hours I'm awake.

-I can cook but I'm lazy soooo

OK I SHOULD WRITE SOME PROS

PROS

PROS...

-If you like puns & lame jokes you are in luck
ex: What kind of music does Rize listen to? Heavy metal.
Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide.

-I'm very open minded and understanding. You can tell me anything.

-I really like to hold hands

-My poor flirting attempts are pretty funny

-I'm good at complimenting people

Ideal Date:

Anything but bowling because bowling frustrates me.

I really like book stores and cafes (just don't pull a Rize on me haha).

Picnics are cool.

tbh I'm not that picky

wow I listed very lame pros

it's accurate though

Here's to NOT being waifu/husbando material.

yayyy

yay

ya

:')