Warning: Mature theme...

I have noticed that when women write spicy fiction, they tend to bless their male characters with... bigness. Sometimes ridiculously humongous.

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Gentlemen, when appropriate to mention, do you give your characters a big gun?

If I wrote fiction, I think I would keep my MC average in that area. Ladies, should I reconsider that?

Change my mind.

In the category of I did not see that coming...
An author once wrote me into her erotic book and significantly "upgraded" my package, which I found hilarious, yet strangely embarrassing. 😹🤦‍♂️🤭

Please share your thoughts on this important subject, and be as juvenile and immature as possible! 😺